Dead Squirrel

[TeflonG35]

Was walking to my car and this is what I saw.

[Sentientbydesign]

WEST NILE VIRUS!!! RUN!!!!

[joe603]

Whats in his mouth? Maybe he saw your G and was in a state of shock because you need to wash it??

[TeflonG35]

Lol. I actually got the urge to wash my car yesterday. Took it to the self cleaning car wash after work. Its all clean now. I forgot how good it looked clean. Lol.

Probably just a twig or pine needle or something.

[BrandAidDesignG35]

This reminds me of an ad I saw in a snowboarding mag a few years back...

It had a pic of a squirell with booze, rolling papers, and other contraban laying about.

I also killed a squirell 4 years ago with a .22 from 100 yrds... shot right in the head... I don't hunt, really, but it was a nice shot

[BrandAidDesignG35]

Another really funny thing I'll note, is my uncle had a problem with Squirels on his .5 million dollar estate.

He went out and bought a gun to exterminate the bastards himself... now we all tease him for being such a cold hearted killer... this is after his kill count hit 20... always makes for interesting discussions around the dinner table. No word of a lie.

[TeflonG35]

My boys step dad is country as hell. He used to keep skinned dead squirrels in the freezer. **** would creep the hell out of people when they would open the freezer and see a dead squirrel just starring at them.

[BrandAidDesignG35]

You know you're a redneck when...

Anyone watch blue collar comedy?

[TeflonG35]

Saw the first movie. Think it went out of hand when EVERY truck on the road had a GIT-R-DONE decal. I think even a few neons had them.

[G_whizz]

Well...this thread is odd??



Your friends step dad seems... kinda "off"

LOL

[TeflonG35]

He also smokes crack. Seriously. Hes way beyond off. One time he was yelling at his daughter and one of his teeth flew out of his mouth and hit her in the forehead.

[SVTCOBRA]

One time he was yelling at his daughter and one of his teeth flew out of his mouth and hit her in the forehead.

[LuckyLuke]

awww.. how cute.. take it home and wrap it up and give it to your girlfriend as valentine gift..

[izzue.hk]

poor guy lol

[TeflonG35]

awww.. how cute.. take it home and wrap it up and give it to your girlfriend as valentine gift..

A dog or something probably got it. It was gone when I got back from work.

[phil4watching]

shiiiiit... squirrel tastes like chicken.... good meat...

[Poyzinous]

He was probably pretending to be dead so he could get a ride in an awesome G. Oh and squirrel isn't tender. It tastes a little like Rabbit. I've actually eaten squirrel. Steve may know why, but it wasn't a dare or just a desire for lexotic meat. There is about half as much usable meat on squirrels as well, at their skeletal system is a bit fluffy.

[G_whizz]

He also smokes crack. Seriously. Hes way beyond off. One time he was yelling at his daughter and one of his teeth flew out of his mouth and hit her in the forehead.

Awesome! LMFAO!

[SteveTheTech]

Ahh now for the thread of the day.

I have learned many things from this thread

Things Steve learned in this thread~WTF is wrong with Canadian. Using animals for target practice is hunting, although thats a great shot. ~WTF is wrong with people from Delaware? I knew it was a blend of all the bad things of the real states nearby it's New Jersey runoff and all that PA has to offer and the delectably white trashiness that is Northern MD. But there's tax free shopping. LOL And WTF with posting pics of a dead squirrel on the Nico.~Southern People are great, y'all can cook anything and make it taste great. ~Gabe likes exotic meat.



It looks like that squirrel may have met an untimely end from electricity or cold. Or good old fashion poison. It looks like rigormortis set in pretty quick so he most likely was either dead before he hit the ground or shortly thereafter. There doesn't look like there is any visible trauma (too much Discovery Times channel) there is a small broken branch near the left arm, maybe he fell and landed square on his back. Stupid squirrel.

[TeflonG35]

~WTF is wrong with people from Delaware? I knew it was a blend of all the bad things of the real states nearby it's New Jersey runoff and all that PA has to offer and the delectably white trashiness that is Northern MD. But there's tax free shopping. LOL And WTF with posting pics of a dead squirrel on the Nico.

Delaware is nuts. It's like a collage of retards. People from Philly, Jersey, New york, and Maryland. Lots of drugs. Big trafficing state. Only Northern Delaware is inhabited by real people. Once you leave New Castle County the teeth count and IQ drops significantly.

Ive heard that southern Delaware has a strip club with a one legged pregnant women.

[CYO44Baseball32]

He bit the power line, I've seen plenty of squirrels that looked like that after frying themselves lol

[Poyzinous]

thats where i last saw the little guy

[SVTCOBRA]

shiiiiit... squirrel tastes like chicken.... good meat...

shiiiiit... squirrel tastes like chicken.... good meat...

UM...no, they don't!!! I've shot my share of the fuzzy tailed rats and had them boiled, fried, and BBQed.....They are best if you are half starved and half baked!!!

And, you might be a redneck if you've gone 4x4ing in your cousin's K5 by accident coming back from the Cheetah 3 (ATL) in Carrollton GA cause your cousin is drunker than you are!!!