Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman

[Dire91]

Really!?!?
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=524

[Watermelonwarrior]

Im speechless.

[ADDirishboy]

This is.... disturbing.

[Jesda]

The world's only dead serious news source

[Razi]

This is my new fetish.

[themadscientist]

Really!?!?

No
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?page_id=2

Dead Serious News is a satirical website that is updated on an irregular basis. With the exception of the names of public figures, all names are fictional.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/stiffed.asp

But if banging a stiffy includes the actually completely stiff, move to Wisconsin. They cool wid it.

LANCASTER, WIS—A Wisconsin appeals court has upheld the dismissal of charges against the three men who dug up a woman’s corpse last year to have sex with it because Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia.

http://www.northcountrygazette.org/2007 ... wisconsin/

Radke told police that the three had stopped at a Wal-Mart on the way to the cemetery to buy condoms.

Nala now has at least three guys whose game he can clown on.

[ZombieWolf]

What a pimp, hes gettin tang from the dead, awesome

[Dire91]

Dead Serious News is a satirical website that is updated on an irregular basis. With the exception of the names of public figures, all names are fictional.

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[nissangirl74]

[Dattebayo]

Re-hash from Clerks.

[Encryptshun]

Now if it was a man trying to impregnate a dead woman, I might suspect nala.

[Bubba1]

Now if it was a man trying to impregnate a dead woman, I might suspect nala.

Yes! My first thought was that it's sad that a corpse is getting more sex than Nala...

[scotty-2-forty]

the story, and this whole thread. Oh wait ... , yeah, I said that already.