Dating ideas!

[jdmfreak]

WOW!!! You guy are ****in rediculous.

Here's what worked for one of my friends: He wanted to date this girl right down the street from me who was very flexible(splits, feet over the head, ect...). So I told him to invite her over to his house for dinner and a movie(when his parents were gone). Turns out that when she came over, he asked her what she wanted to eat and her dinner of choice was Chinese food (Simple girl). So they went to the Chinese Buffet. When he got back home he popped in the tape. His movie of choice? Latinas #4. And guess what this **** actually worked!!! I was totally baffled trying to figure out how that bastard actually pulled it off. And they are still together. She told me that it was the first porno she saw and wanted to try some new things. I wish I had that ****in luck. Why dont you try this out and see if it'll actually work.

[dr!ft]

* First step: Approach a lady.* Second step: Make your introduction.* Third step: Ask her if the rag you are holding smells like chloroform.* Fourth step: Take her home.