damnit, look what happened the other day

[wangless]

my FIRST dent ever... and ive driven for more than 2 years and 2 other cars . crashing a car doesnt count lol

its not much... but still. it kinda looks like someone's *** print too -_-

wah

[180crafter]

Um..... details as to what happened would be nice....

[book-ends]

Wow, you've been driving for more than TWO YEARS!! Wow!! But seriously, you lucked out. The hood, headlight cover and front bumper look fine and not out of alignment, so replacing that fender with a junkyard special will be a snap. If you find a black one, it will good as new in under thirty minutes........

[wangless]

no it wouldnt. id like to save my pride lol

[wangless]

yeah.. im surpised too... i wouldve been happier if it was on the bumper though...



bought the car with this dent... so yeah, if it was on the bumper, more reason to replace it lol

[180crafter]

no it wouldnt. id like to save my pride lol

What?

Welll... since you wont tell... Im sure some of us can come up with some pretty funny stuff....

Did you:

Bang a fat chick on the fender that had baby powder all over her @ss???

[wangless]

close... but no cigar :P

[maxhopper]

^^WAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!^^ Too good. "_ss print" was the first thing I thought when I looked at the pics.

[SeVa-S13]

Fenders are a freakin' cinch to change and a dime a dozen at junkyards, just be glad it's not both of your rear quarter panels like mine. =\

[silkk]

It doesn't look that bad. Just go to a local junkyard.

[base9se]

hope you find a fender.

[krazy skwerel]

Damn thats one big *** dent.

[gabossie]

Don't lie now. By the size of the dent, we KNOW it wasn't a skinny chick!

Fat chicks need love too!

[book-ends]

Fat chicks need love too!

Uh huh, except they have to pay for it.

[andrave]

they do. its called the dollar menu. thats all the loving they are gonna get.****ing hamburgler.

[180crafter]

If you're in the know...

Then you would know....

The only thing that fat chicks excel at....

[nismofly]

The only thing that fat chicks excel at....

keeping mcdonalds in business?

in the words of quagmire - "you need 50 grand? you could bang 1000 chicks for 50 a piece, 100 fat chicks for 500 a piece, or 50 REALLY fat chicks for 1000 a piece."

[wangless]

LOL

i miss family guy. i think i should find those dvds

[Silvia007]

A old granny side swipe you in her mobility scooter as she tried to cut you off from the left?

[wangless]

nah, i tried cutting her off in her wheel chair... she sped up like crazy pumping those arms. i thought i could make it... but apparently not. do you think i shouldve stopped to make sure she was ok... after i ran over her repeatedly...

[w1ngzer0]

there is a picture of a black 240sx on the highway up on a devider untouched except the front part of the car.........

was that you sideways O_o?

[wangless]

yeah, thats why you see no pictures of the back :P

[w1ngzer0]

hahaha figured that was you >:xP

[jdmfreak]

C'mon! The suspense! Why? Just tell us? I promise I wont post "LOL".

[wangless]

i tried to cut off an old lady but didnt make... thats why i was sideways on the center divider having my front end untouched (which is for sale btw, usdm front clip lol). then i banged a fat chick bc i felt so bad, i went to the closest burger place and promised her 1000 burgers

[w1ngzer0]

last part sounds fake.

[GEO]

Wow, Naive.

[silkk]

I know what happened!!!

The car on the center divider was the dude who made sileightymania.com. Now he drives that white fastback in d1gp.. iono his name. :P

[andrave]

in the know, fat girls excel at giving head cause no one wants to bang them and its the only way they can make dudes happy... or something....I was under the impression that they would be able to cook pretty well too, and I dated one once, but once I found out that it wasn't true we had to break up. She didn't even give real good head either.best head I ever got was from one of the skinniest girlfriends I had. And I've had a wide range....

[wangless]

^ w t f . . .