Damn Potholes

[PhaneSoul]

So yea.... im coming home from work tonight... Its about 12:40ish in the mornin.. Comin down highway N, lotsa potholes more to the side of the road, its only a 2 lane highway, not too wide either... I dont recognize the car behind me as a cop right.... all of a sudden i see flashing lights, look at my speedo, im doing the speed limit so i start to wonder.... Pull over, follow the steps i read in sumn i found on this bord once.... turn my blinker on, pull over, turn on hazards... turn off me car, put the key on the dash, and hands on the wheel. He comes up, hi how ya doi. Good officer how bout you. blab bla bla bla... 2 mins later. where ya going son, home, just got off work. Got youre license and insurance on you, yea wallet is here and insurance is here, can i get em. sure go ahead... get em, where you live at son, bla bla bla. Officer did i do anything wrong? Not really but since ive been following you you have crossed the center median about 4 times.... oh did i? Well am i going to get a ticket for anyting? Not at this point, could ya please step outta the car? you aint got anything on you do you? havent been drinking or smoking? no sir. checks pockets. then tells me to stand up straight and he does the finger thing... tells me to get in the car, goes back to his car, comes back.... here ya go, and you need to drive a lil bit more carefully... drives off..... Me and my bad luck with cops.... well whats this teach you? DONT TRY AND AVOID POTHOLES WHEN THERE IS A CAR AHEAD OR BEHIND YOU.......

Funny Rating 10 being best7

[Nismo_Freak]

Phanesoul, your sig pic is rediculously huge in file size.

Switch over to this ... it's the same thing just optimized at 25% the file size.

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[9095240SXDUCK]

i give a 9 on the funny point rating part! i give you a 10 for your sign since that is what you said in my post!

LOL