cryptic japanese advertising slogans?

[chmercer]

Bomex - Pray to god of bomex. i hope your speed over the rival.

also, i know it says somthing crazy on the r32 wheelcaps, i cant find a close up pic but if anyone knows it please post?

does anyone know any more things like this? relating to auto, i already know about http://www.engrish.com hehe.

[MainEvent212]

umm, BOMEX has multiple ones...

TOP FUEL has one

something about "this commodity is a representation of blah blah", it's in super street...their 0-400 special weapon or some crap

VERY cryptic, hardly makes sense

[TurboKA37]

i dont understand? engrish?

[chmercer]

check out the link, it has lots of funny stuff from japanese people poorly translating stuff into english

[[Zero-S]]

Poorly translated japanese.

[cosmo]

My car cover with complete aero parts!

I think its because they Japanese language have so many ways to say one thing that the translation comes out weird.

It's like in SCC one time they showed a sign and in english it said"blah-blah restaurant, you'll be looking for special happy!"

Or in Japanese it could be "Ima kick yo *** foo!" but come out in english as "I must most excellently thrash your face" or something completely off the wall.

[Syntax360]

Or in Japanese it could be "Ima kick yo *** foo!" but come out in english as "I must most excellently thrash your face" or something completely off the wall.

hahahaha - that one somehow loses it's menacing quality.

[Cyberkreig]

"Pray to the god of Bomex. I hope your speed over the rival.""Signal - The Stage of Street""The mad rock the house" also signal.

not car related, but you have to read it;

http://www.dumbwarnings.com/co...d=195

[AZhitman]

LOL - Those are funny as hell. It's kind of quaint.

Japanese want to be all USDM, American kids are down with JDM, it's so humorous...

[[Zero-S]]

Haha I couldn't understand a word of that. I was awesome though. Sentences are becoming scarce nowadays.

[BB Turbo]

Alright, dont say im weird cause i know im not the only one here, but, in my room, i have what i like the call, my nissan shrine. In that shrine, well all it is is just posters of skylines, silvias, 240SXs,180SXs, and Fairlady Zs.But I have about 8 Volk Racing posters up there and one of them has one of Top Secrets skylines and it advertises the 19 in. GT-C, but on it, it says, PROFESSIONAL TUNINGREQUIREMENT FULFILLMENT19inch GT-C DEBUTI read that the other day and was lke WTF?

[chmercer]

lol i like thoes signal ones cyberkreig, anyone have more?

[Cyberkreig]

nothing else off the top of my head. And i dont think anything will ever beat the flying goku toy.

[Cyberkreig]

My bag of Strawberry Gummy candy.

"Kasugai's strawberry gummy, made from fresh strawberry juice, is a very delicious gummy. Please have a fun time with this strawberry gummy."

[Meantime]

"All Your Opponents Are Belonging to Us!"

- some anonymous JDM ad I spotted in a random airport store rag.

[MainEvent212]

0-400 SPECIALDRAG ANDSTREET FIGHTERTOP FUELThis commodity is a car inspection correspondence

(all one sticker for TOP FUEL)

[Stee Flo]

check out this site for funny japanese english :pface