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Sun Jul 20, 2003 8:33 am
On Sunday June the 20th my wife and I were driving home from Tulsa after watching Bruce All Mighty. As we were driving past Jarrett Farms we saw an accident. There was this person that was parked in the middle of highway with a big fat caddy and this guy had hit this person with a ford escort. The smoke was still rising as we pulled over to see if anyone was hurt or dead. So I step out of the car and I walk over to these guys and I ask if everything was ok and is anyone hurt. The guy from the escort said that his chest hurt because of the airbag and the other person said he was not hurt but he asked if he could get a ride to Dewy, he said that he was on a time schedule for a meeting and he couldn’t be late. I was thinking a meeting at 12:30 in the morning. I asked him if he was involved in the accident and he said he was but he had to get to Dewy. This guy runs to my car and whips open the back door and at that moment I saw that the guy was dressed in drag. He was wearing a black mini skirt and a black halter top with a blond wig and a cowboy hat. The guy had a full mustache and he kept asking me to take him to Dewy. My wife which was in the car and was about to flip out yelled at this guy chick to get out of our car a wait for the cops to arrive. He hoped out of the car and slammed the door shut. And as I saw the door close I realized that the car was running and my doors were unlocked. The guy paused at the front door and was about to reach for the handle and he just turned around and started running down the highway, IN HIGH HEELS. My wife is freaked so she shuts the car off locks the door and comes outside with me. We waited for the cops for about 20 minutes and they sent a car after this cross dresser. Well the cop didn’t find the cross dresser and I guess they gave up and waited to be questioned for about an hour and a half. So it’s about 2:50 and the cops finally let us go. So we hop into our car and we take off down the highway well what do you know about a mile away from Ramona the cross dressing freak hops out into the road with his thumb up trying to get a ride. I kept going and I pulled over at this gas station in Ramona and I call the state troopers so they could pick up the cross dresser. Well there was this lady that was stuffing news papers in to the bags so that she could deliver the papers. So after I got off the phone with the cops my wife and I hoped out of the car to help this lady stuff the news papers into the bags so that she could leave before the cross dresser showed up. We finished stuffing bags at about 3:30 and my wife and I waited until she left. We get back to the intersection to get onto the highway and guess who is walking about 200 yards down the road. The cross dresser so as freaked out as we were we just turned onto the highway and drove home.Well that was my evening out with my wife.Later,Joel