Craigslist Ads

[J0SHYee]

Not really an ad but a dumb person on craigslist. He is trying to sell me his stock accord wheels for my konig rewinds and her it goes.

HIM: will you trade your rims with some accord blades they look chromeabit like your wheels but i just want any different look for my car ?????

ME: pictures and specs?

HIM: its 4 lug 4.114 pattern the tires have atleast 50 or more thread the rims are in great condition i polish them atleast once a month and they look chrome and there shiny .................like i said i just want a new look for my car ????

ME: eh not really interested in traded for stock wheels

HIM: like i said i just want a new look to my car not alot people have these stock rims theyhave similiar rims to these but not these one but if your interetsed let me know they will look nice on your car cause its black and the rims shine on it !!!?? but yeah let me know

ME: alright but im pretty sure i wont be interested in traded with you i need wheels that have a nice offset

HIM: okay let me know if you are ??

ME: no im not trading

HIM: its kool im gettin 17 inch i figured 15 is a lil to small for my taste and looks to basic why did you get 15 that was a stupid move !!!!!latez

Me: wait, what was a stupid move me getting 15's?

Him: yeah

Me: A stupid move was even bothering to ask to trade for my wheels? Do I seem that stupid to you like wtf?

Him: haha yeah so i can sell them rims are worth more then your car latez bro you and your ghey piece of s*** slow ghey a** wanna be paint job car

Me: its called primer and i happen to work at a body shop? My car slow? well good luck with your booty a** accord have fun trying to look cool in your granny car. you must get real attention seeing how no one has your super special accord piece of s*** wheels. damn i wish i was as poor as you so i can gloat how s***ty my car looks. alright later

Him: i see your myspace f***** hahah

Me: And your point is? shows what a life you have. omg im going to search his myspace because i have totally no life

Him: cause your a straight ***oot a** you online predator

Okay so we stop where he calls me an online predator next thing you know he sends me a picture of me and my girlfriend and says this-

Him : whos this you like little girls huh she look like your sister you f***ing predater and by the way you asian f***ing ***ot small d!ck bastard you look f***ing ghey spikey hair and smiling like you want the c***

Me: dude like wtf are you doing? why are you hella on my myspace and s*** cuh like foreals? again im the online predator?

Then he goes on about how hes going to find me and beat my a** like wtf all this just because i didn't want his boo boo a** wheels? In the end he tells me to respect my elders and stay in school?

[urcaptnspeaking]

Tell him you got a couple fast and furious movie tickets youd trade him for his wheels. Hed be all over it

[urcaptnspeaking]

p.s. Ive had two 240s i was going to buy off craigslist and BOTH times a few days before I was going to pick them up they were sold out from under me. Bastards

[lolwut]

Snip

DOS attack him.

[Xdisaster240sX]

p.s. Ive had two 240s i was going to buy off craigslist and BOTH times a few days before I was going to pick them up they were sold out from under me. Bastards

Same here. I found a sil-vert though...

[lolwut]

6 cylinder 240SX

http://vancouver.en.craigslist....html

[urcaptnspeaking]

^ v6

[Klodust]

Uh oh everyone better watch out or the Craigslist killer might come get yah!

sigged : )

[Klodust]

http://southjersey.craigslist.....html

HEY GUYS, UP FOR SALE IS MY 1997 NISSAN 240SX THAT IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST HEAD TURNERS IN SOUTH & NORTH JERSEY. EVERYWHERE I GO PEOPLE ASK ME IF I'M RICH. THIS CAR MODEL HAS BEEN FEATURED IN EVERY FAST AND THE FURIOUS MOVIE SERIES (EVEN IN THE ONE THAT JUST CAME OUT ON APRIL 3RD!!). IT HAS A FULL CUSTOM BODY KIT ON IT WITH 19 INCH LAMBORGHINI STYLE CHROME RIMS, an MTX SUB WOOFER system, A viper remote start and alarm system. THE CAR IS PAINTED METALLIC COPPER WHICH JUST ALONE COST ME $3000 TO GET DONE. THE CAR WAS JUST RECENTLY SERVICED AND HAD AN OIL CHANGE AND EVERYTHING. I ALSO JUST GOT BRAND NEW HEADLIGHTS PUT IN WITH HID'S. THE CAR RUNS GREAT WITH NO MECHANICAL PROBLEMS THAT I KNOW OF. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS YOU CAN CALL ME AT 646-327-5399. ITS ALSO HAS 107,xxx + MILES ON IT. ONCE YOU HAVE THIS CAR, YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL ENVY YOU BECAUSE YOU WONT FIND A BETTER NISSAN 240SX CONVERTED INTO A SKYLINE FROM OUTSIDE BETTER THAN THIS ANYWHERE IN JERSEY, PHILLY, OR NEW YORK. lol

[lolwut]

Shiiiit guys, he's got 19" Lambo rims.

[agermanleper]

This is pretty interesting. http://tulsa.craigslist.org/cto/1140098260.htmlJust in case it sells and goes away.

1997 altima show car , runs great , custom body kit , custom seats,steering wheel , 4 cl ka24de automatic transmission . subs and deck , it a really cool car i just need money to work on my 240sx drift car,,,needs more TLC then i have to give right now .lol . if you need to ask anything or need more pics.................. email [email protected] or call 918-230-7197





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[Xdisaster240sX]

http://baltimore.craigslist.or....html

"S14 Drift car"

"i have a s14 for trade or sale maybe if u give me a good offer.....is has a ka24de motor, full bodykit , carbon amber hood and a racing aluminum radiator...ithas a three stage paint job...i also have the full turbo kit for the 240 but never got time to install,,it also goes with an extra set of bodykit...air bags deploy due to ligth front collition .. it has sunroof, powereverything..

i am looking to trade it for a nice car or truck...or maybe and suv.....shut me an offer... thanks......443 615 0403"



I would like to kill myself now.

[rootS13]

http://miami.craigslist.org/md....html

"Is better than..."

[adrianfromthecastle]

http://miami.craigslist.org/md....html

"Is better than..."

[agermanleper]

"This is better than RB26DETT?!?!??!!???!! I want it so bad.

Here's some

http://tulsa.craigslist.org/cto/1128903826.html

http://tulsa.craigslist.org/cto/1129197622.html <---This is one of the worst I have ever seen.

http://tulsa.craigslist.org/cto/1123234987.html

http://tulsa.craigslist.org/cto/1107669982.html

http://tulsa.craigslist.org/cto/1102576024.html

[noobdrftr]

what goes through their minds when they slap these cars together?

[zeause]

http://fortsmith.craigslist.or....html

Why do these people think all cars have fast and furious potential?

[Cap'n Morgatz]

http://baltimore.craigslist.or....htmlThis just saddens me. Exterior' not too bad, but the interior is awful. What the hell was he thinking ricing out an automatic, anyway? >_>

[matzinm2]

This is pretty interesting. http://tulsa.craigslist.org/cto/1140098260.htmlJust in case it sells and goes away.

1997 altima show car , runs great , custom body kit , custom seats,steering wheel , 4 cl ka24de automatic transmission . subs and deck , it a really cool car i just need money to work on my 240sx drift car,,,needs more TLC then i have to give right now .lol . if you need to ask anything or need more pics.................. email [email protected] or call 918-230-7197





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This makes me sad! Bad name to all the Alty's! ...and mankind!

[UneaK]

but it is soo goofy looking

[arsine]

that altima made baby jesus cry

[matzinm2]

That Altima made would make grown up Jesus cry! And S anta!

[heartofaskyline]

http://nashville.craigslist.or....html

[nurvcom]

http://sacramento.craigslist.o....html95 RHD Civic

http://sacramento.craigslist.o....html89 240sx

What do you guys

I was thinking of getting one

[Papi Chulo]

You live in Bakersfield lol

those cars suck

why is this posted here?

bakersfield lololo

[nurvcom]

i Moved to sac a few months ago

[YoungGun]

don't get either of those cars.

[azienbabyboi]

^JDM taillights JDM headlights (changing the lights for ugly ebay ones dont make it jdm!!)

cold cold car also hot air (WTF does that mean? a/c and heater?)

nice leather seats (looks like a seat cover to me)

motor is perfect needs a tuneup! (if its perfect why does it need a tune up?)

hahaha also this car looks scared like its be molested or something.. poor 240 hope it goes to a BETTER home

[SirSilvia]

not seeing why the civic is even an option, and the 240 is so full of weaksauce.may allah have pity on it's soul ahahah

[gregfarz78]

both look like scrap metal