Could turn into the Best NICO plug ever!:D

[Mr1der]

found this while looking at the ever great Fark.com

here's the skinny before you click:

yes, it's a cute asian girl toplessyes, she has a nice rackyes, she writes messages on that nice rackyes, it's freeyes, I've already sent a message for a plugno, I don't know what she drives, but she could drive me anyday, so long as she can work a stick:D

don't know if she'll except, but cross fingers and hope for best, why? Cuz it's ****in' cool!

http://www.readmyboobs.com/

[fiznat]

definetly fake. but also awesome!!!

[SeVa-S13]

ARGH!

The requested document, http://www.readmyboobs.com/, will not be shown.

Reason: Found in Denied List (Sex/Acts). Entry causing block is readmyboobs.com.

Damn school...

[elwesso]

Thats golden, ive seen stuff like that before!! WOOHOO!!!

If only it were real, and in real life.....

[SmithSR]

1der, you're friggin awesome..

[Hijacker]

that's an awesome marketing idea! shame i'm not into asian chicks

[Mr1der]

eh, to each his own mister Tenkawa

I'm into all chicks, assuming they let me:D

[AZhitman]

Wow.

Those are nice. We need a NICO logo on them!

Go 1der!

[Mr1der]

sorry, not gonna have a NICO logo if she goes for it:( (yeah, I'm selfish sorta so the message would pertain to me, don't hate me, just loathe my existence!)

but it WILL link to NICO...

[SeVa-S13]

Ha! Now I'm interested to see wtf it's gunna say...

[BuudWeizErr]

don't hate me, just loathe my existence!

*commences loathing*

[Hijacker]

oooh! i enjoy a good loathing! it's almost as fun as brooding

[NIGHTfall_240sx]

i write "NICOCLUB.COM" on my man boobs if you guys want

[NIGHTfall_240sx]

ok im just kidden guys, i dont have any pens laying around

-Jeff

___:)___NICOCLUB( o )( o ) .COM

[Hijacker]

thank you so much for not having a pen, jeff

[Rockenreno]

ok im just kidden guys, i dont have any pens laying around

And thousands of NICO members breathed a sigh of relief in unison... causing a massive windstorm that destroyed the earth as we know it.

[SmithSR]

I know a girl that'd be down for this. She's not asian though...

me loves the asian women

[Mr1der]

OMG, I'm such an idiot! I gave the link clubnico.com

crapcrap crap crap crap crap crap crap, well, it's official, I'm completely worthless!

oh well, reckon I'll write again and not be a jackass...

[Hijacker]

ROFL!

[krazy skwerel]

Wow way to **** up slap nuts!

[Mr1der]

hah! email has been sent! assuming she actually writes that crap on her chest, if I ever meet this girl, she's getting the most gratifying experience in the world, kicking me in the balls!

[NIGHTfall_240sx]

...man, and i thought i am stupid.... we still love you 1der

WE LOVE( o )( o )YOU 1DER

-Jeff

[NIGHTfall_240sx]

hey smithSR... quick... save 1der and buy the domain clubnico.com and get the titty traffic.... i ment... ummm

shame on me..

-Jeff goodnight guys, 6am and i am finally gunna sleep

[s86d]

jeff you fool... dont worry im still your friend and there is going to be another party at louie's on sat chad will be there and so will the women so bee prepared

[NIGHTfall_240sx]

WORD!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAYYYYYY..... wooty wooty... a Nissan party at louie's yaaay.. hey tell chad to not be greedy and let me have one of the ladies.... damn pimp people oh bro...

NISSAN( o )( o )PARTY

woot.... haha

ok imma go back to bed.

-Jeff

[elwesso]

Oh well, we could get someone to photoshop out the CLUB part so it would just say NICO.....

[AZhitman]

What a tard.

Show the boy a set of t*ts and he loses his damn mind.

:slap

[Mr1der]

ha! indeed, hell, mention the word tits and it gets the same effect

I did however send in the correction, perhaps it'll show up on her funbags...

being a man, you should know about getting stupid from tits right? I mean think about all the dumb things we do to look cool infront of the women, like shaving the ol' johnson, I had a really bad experience with barber sheers once, and good lord did it suck!

almost cried...

[elwesso]

GETTING BAD MENTAL IMAGES!!!

Guys are stupid! How is it we say stupid things to look cool in front of women, and it makes us look STUPIDER!!! DAMN TITS, it takes away any sort of common sense!!!

[Touchdown038]

Perhaps a little bribe would make the deal.

Everybody from NICO donate a penny!