Continuing the trend of ticket threads.

[Joey666Crack]

Here is how I avoided one:

I was leaving Barnes and Noble trailing a lady friend of mine last night, and I decided to pass her, so I gassed it a little bit and then got in the same lane as her. Then someone else did the same. I assumed it was another friend who was part of our convoy but I soon caught sight of blue flashing lights.

The cop was very well mannered, and asked me if I knew what I did wrong, and I told him I was probably speeding. I was told I was going 60 in a 45, So he took my license and such, and came back and asked why I was speeding and where I was coming from, I told him that I made aquaintances with a lovely lady at the book store and had to get infront of her to show her the way to my house in which she was to be spending the night. He smirked at me, and told me to have a good time, and to slow down. As he was walking away I gratefully thanked him and drove off.
Modified by Joey666Crack at 10:52 PM 4/6/2009

[uncbeers]

Cop was a he or a she? You mentioned both so I just had to double-check. I'm guessing it was a he and if it had been a she you would not have used the same lines. However, the simple modification of 'I was leading her safely to her home since I couldn't walk her' may have worked just fine for a she cop...

That was pretty quick thinking none the less...

[Joey666Crack]

Yeah I fixed the typo. I was so relieved when he let me go.

[kmckis1029]

nice!

that kinda stuff never works for me... i once got a warning for speeding.. but then he turned around and gave me a $140 tint ticket for my jeep but i guess he could of gave me both tickets...

my radar detector has been keeping me out of trouble so far the wierd part is i speed less now that i have a detector. i guess its the awarness i have now that they out there clocking.

[joe603]

If you're not a d!ck, cops are usually understanding. Just be calm and smooth...

Nice work!!

[pfarmer]

Cop was a he or a she? You mentioned both so I just had to double-check. I'm guessing it was a he and if it had been a she you would not have used the same lines. However, the simple modification of 'I was leading her safely to her home since I couldn't walk her' may have worked just fine for a she cop...

That was pretty quick thinking none the less...

The last time I was stopped speeding was probably 12 years or so ago. I was cruising down a road on the Olympic Peninsula and went straight into a small town at about 50 or so. A cop going the other way pulled me over and out step this female cop. She was all dolled up, nice hair, makeup, looked like she was getting ready for a date. She mentioned that it looked like I was simply cruising and not paying enough attention. I agreed and off she went. Nothing else said. I figured she was in a hurry but needed to do her duty and she got the result she needed. It usually pays to treat them with respect and not with an attitude.

Perry

[Joey666Crack]

Exactly as he walked off, I was like "Sir, sir" And he turned around and asked what? So I said "Thank you so much sir, you don't know how much I appreciate this" And then he gave me another have a good time tonight and slow down. Just lots of yes sirs will get you through.

[jbillion]

I find that being polite and well mannered goes a long way when dealing with law enforcement. I also have the 07 - 09 "Metropolitan Aliance of Police" sticker that show I donated money to the associate, on the lower drivers side of the windshield. The combination has gotten me out of 3 or 4 tickets in the last few years.

[infinitgkid]

Yeah... that's cool n' all...

When ever I get pulled over, the cop walks up... I roll down the window... He recognizes who is driving and then proceeds to APOLOGIZE for pulling me over!

here is a sample of the dialogue that goes down:

Officer: "Do you know how fast you were going there buddy?"Me: "No, but I'm sure you do because you have a radar gun that tells you"Officer: "Young man, don't get smar... HOLY #$%&!!"Officer: "I'm terribly sorry for this mix-up sir! I didn't mean to pull you over!"Me: "Yeah, that's right! You better be sorry!Officer: "Oh, my baller-nesss, please forgive me!"Me: "You are lucky that I am a forgiving individual, you are forgiven you... infidel..."Officer: "Thank you so mu..."Me: "YOU ARE DISSMISSED!!"

Yeah that's pretty much how I roll...

now you're probably wondering:

How does he do that?How is he so cool?Is it the shoes?

Well here is my recipe to being f****** awesome:

50% LOLZ50% Video Games50% Extreme action packed good looking man50% Ballin'

This comes down to:

200% Pure F****** Win

That's all...

Have an EXPLOSIVE day folks!

[uncbeers]

I'm starting to think infinitgkid drinks...a lot...and heavily.

[SVTCOBRA]

I'm starting to think infinitgkid drinks...a lot...and heavily.

nope, it's the video games!!!

[uncbeers]

That makes more sense...I bet the G is stolen in broad daylight, likely smashed it into a few poles and other cars, ran some reds, ran from the cops who gave up after a brief few minutes of chasing, picked up some hookers, parked the car in a warehouse and ran home to post on NICO.