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Here's the rest of the something awful feature: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3363

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Hahaha, that's great! The Cling Wrap one had me rolling. Photoshop Phridays are awesome! One of my favorites are the 'd!ck and Jane'.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles. ... php?a=2976
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ROFL
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"When you mount up with one of these, you can the job done in 10 seconds!"
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this reminds me of when I was trying to get NICO condoms made....

we found a site that made custom condoms with whatever you wanted printed on them.
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Mr1der wrote:this reminds me of when I was trying to get NICO condoms made....

we found a site that made custom condoms with whatever you wanted printed on them.
yes YES! Why didn't we ever go through with that? I completely forgot about it!
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lol! i got dibs on the 1st orders!
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somebody search for the site...I'm lazy...
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DAMN YOUR AVATAR! I was sitting here swatting my monitor trying to kill what I thought was a very crafty bug.
underground57 wrote:Hahaha, that's great! The Cling Wrap one had me rolling. Photoshop Phridays are awesome! One of my favorites are the 'd!ck and Jane'.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles. ... php?a=2976
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What sizes would NICO condoms be made in?
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The Mic wrote:What sizes would NICO condoms be made in?
Dont worry, Iam sure they will make some small enough for you.
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I think I have some waterballoons somewhere...

you shouldn't be able to pass herpes with it.
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Rofl do you seriously think I have Herpes? I can't tell anymore if you're talking in jest.
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Jesda wrote:DAMN YOUR AVATAR! I was sitting here swatting my monitor trying to kill what I thought was a very crafty bug.
NEEEEEEEEENNJJAAAAAAA!!!!!1111
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The Mic wrote:Rofl do you seriously think I have Herpes? I can't tell anymore if you're talking in jest.
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thats awesome
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Stop making fun of me because I have herpes
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The Mic wrote:Stop making fun of me because I have herpes
What would you prefer we made fun of you for?
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I would prefer you made fun of me for testing positive for Testicular Spontaneous Combustionitis, not herpes though.
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The Mic wrote: I would prefer you made fun of me for testing positive for Testicular Spontaneous Combustionitis, not herpes though.
You should video tape that and post it here.
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The Mic wrote:Stop making fun of me because I have herpes
That tone of voice was uncalled for.

I meant:

Please stop making fun of me guys, I have herpes

And I will be posting a video soon demonstarting an infection of TSC.
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As long as you don't go posting videos of the herpes... ewwwwww
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The Mic wrote:
That tone of voice was uncalled for.

I meant:

Please stop making fun of me guys, I have herpes

And I will be posting a video soon demonstarting an infection of TSC.
Whatever you say, STD Boy.
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Everyone whos looked at this post unprotected is now infected! muahahaha
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My grandma that has a lamp that looks like that...

That's probably just a little bit wierd. And creepy.
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At first glance I thought the symbol on the top was the mexican coat of arms... the implications write themselves.
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The Mic wrote: I would prefer you made fun of me for testing positive for Testicular Spontaneous Combustionitis, not herpes though.
have you tried Tinactin?

BOOM! Tough actin!
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MinisterofDOOM wrote:
Whatever you say, STD Boy.
Hey, that's not nice...... but a better name might be Herbie Herpe....
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Jesda wrote:DAMN YOUR AVATAR! I was sitting here swatting my monitor trying to kill what I thought was a very crafty bug.
HAHAHAHAHA, Jesda it got me too. I hit the screen trying to kill it.
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