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http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/africa/06 ... index.html

Guys usually find me pretty cute. Next time I go to San Fransisco I migh use one to protect my behind...


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pfff, she's clearly never seen how I deal with bear traps in the wilderness.

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Learned'd already got to it...

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So then what?

You get the living daylights beat out of you? Not much better...

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Better than AIDS, they have that there too.

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WHEN WILL THE REPOSTS END!!!!

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Dattebayo wrote:Learned'd already got to it...
Grrr, not everybody is on the learned'd crew....

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MellowS13 wrote:WHEN WILL THE REPOSTS END!!!!

The reposts will continue until morale improves!

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So what happens when she forgets it's in & has regular sex?

On a side note, I don't understand the mechanics of rape. Have you ever tried to have sex with a girl who isn't turned on? It just plain doesn't work. Makes me think rape is just a woman who changed her mind after the fact. Or rapists have tiny d!ck that excrete KY Jelly?

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wingFeather, I am so SO glad that you represent the opposite of what I hold fundamentally valuable in every possible way. I can think of no greater insult than having you EVER agree with something I said.

Jeebus christ you are an utter f*cktard.

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wow really? ok... i've seen some dumb a** posts from wingfeather in the poly forums, but this, this just makes me think hes some troll messing with us. . .

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wingFeather wrote:So what happens when she forgets it's in & has regular sex?

On a side note, I don't understand the mechanics of rape. Have you ever tried to have sex with a girl who isn't turned on? It just plain doesn't work. Makes me think rape is just a woman who changed her mind after the fact. Or rapists have tiny d!ck that excrete KY Jelly?
Wow. Just plain wow dude.

All I have to say is a giant f*** you. f*** absurd....

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wingFeather wrote:On a side note, I don't understand the mechanics of rape. Have you ever tried to have sex with a girl who isn't turned on? It just plain doesn't work. Makes me think rape is just a woman who changed her mind after the fact. Or rapists have tiny d!ck that excrete KY Jelly?
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According to the U.S. Department of Justice's National Crime Victimization Survey -- the country's largest and most reliable crime study -- there were 248,300 sexual assaults in 2007 (the most recent data available).

http://www.rainn.org/get-information/st ... al-assault

I'm sure the majority of these people would disagree with you. f*** you dude, that's just wrong. :squint:

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Calm down guys :nono:

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wingFeather wrote:So what happens when she forgets it's in & has regular sex?

On a side note, I don't understand the mechanics of rape. Have you ever tried to have sex with a girl who isn't turned on? It just plain doesn't work. Makes me think rape is just a woman who changed her mind after the fact. Or rapists have tiny d!ck that excrete KY Jelly?
BAN

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wingFeather wrote:Calm down guys :nono:
Indeed. He had an honest question about how that would even work.

I mean, I don't see how anyone would even want to do that :tisk:

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wingFeather wrote:Calm down guys :nono:
ur a moron, go back to trolling the poly threads. :slap:

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RobPaulson wrote:ur a moron
How so? I seriously don't know about rape. it was an honest questioning of life. I'd be afraid of anyone who said they knew how to rape a woman or man. Morons are people who don't ask "dumb questions" (ie - those who accepted the Earth was flat).
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wingFeather wrote: How so? I seriously don't know about rape. it was an honest questioning of life. I'd be afraid of anyone who said they knew how to rape a woman or man.
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wingFeather wrote:
RobPaulson wrote:ur a moron
How so? I seriously don't know about rape. it was an honest questioning of life. I'd be afraid of anyone who said they knew how to rape a woman or man. Morons are people who don't ask "dumb questions" (ie - those who accepted the Earth was flat).
I thtink what they're upset by is your suggestion that women lie about rape.

I mean, there is a small percentage of women that do this, but you can't negate the rest of them.

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i don't think he meant that women lie about rape. he probably meant that during the act the women somehow begin to enjoy it. Which is a messed up thing to say, because whether or not the victim "enjoys" it, the rapist will continue. or maybe i'm just interpreting it all wrong.

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dre1507 wrote:i don't think he meant that women lie about rape. he probably meant that during the act the women somehow begin to enjoy it. Which is a messed up thing to say, because whether or not the victim "enjoys" it, the rapist will continue. or maybe i'm just interpreting it all wrong.

Didn't even think of that.

Damn, he watches too much p0rn!

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wingFeather wrote: On a side note, I don't understand the mechanics of rape. Have you ever tried to have sex with a girl who isn't turned on? It just plain doesn't work. Makes me think rape is just a woman who changed her mind after the fact. Or rapists have tiny d!ck that excrete KY Jelly?
Rapists don't care that they're hurting a girl, thats how it works. Think about it, a$$. :tisk:

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blood is pretty slick when it's fresh.

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my question is, what prevents the rapist from just taking the thing out beforehand?

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Ideally, the rapist wouldn't know about it.

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Encryptshun wrote: Jeebus christ you are an utter f*cktard.
glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks that!

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krash wrote:Ideally, the rapist wouldn't know about it.
yeah i know, still easy enough to circumvent tho.

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krash wrote:
wingFeather wrote: On a side note, I don't understand the mechanics of rape. Have you ever tried to have sex with a girl who isn't turned on? It just plain doesn't work. Makes me think rape is just a woman who changed her mind after the fact. Or rapists have tiny d!ck that excrete KY Jelly?
Rapists don't care that they're hurting a girl, thats how it works. Think about it, a$$. :tisk:
I know I'm giving him a lot of credit, but I think he was talking about the pain caused to the attacker. A woman not turned on = dry as sand. That's definitely painful.

He probably didn't mean that, but lets give him credit...

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