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Jesda
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What a winner...



DECEMBER 30--Meet Chris Kemp. The 37-year-old Oregon man was arrested for burglary the day after Christmas. He was found in a stranger's home wearing the clothes of the occupant's mother. Read this Gresham Police Department press release for additional bizarre details. As for the below mug shot taken by the Multnomah County Sheriff, no, the image has not been manipulated to make Kemp resemble a light bulb or balloon. And he apparently got those forehead scratches during an earlier encounter with some sort of brier patch, details of which TSG has not uncovered. (2 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/a....html

-Jesda


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He looks more like a Beavis IMHO

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but "come to butthead" sounds better :Lol:

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You'd think someone with a head that large would be smarter.

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man, I just wanna punch him in the head, look at that sucker, it's so damn tempting!

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Damn.

And I thought was ugly.... :)

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That is one twisted mofo.

And that's not a forehead, that's a fivehead. :D

-Madison

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He kinda looks like the super smart aliens featured in some cartoons.

but yes more like Beavis

Fred..:)

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voddka wrote:He looks more like a Beavis IMHO


I think it is supposed to BE beavis. They are pictured right next to each other showing beavis, and butthead.

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PalmerWMD wrote:He kinda looks like the super smart aliens featured in some cartoons.

but yes more like Beavis

Fred..:)


are you talking about MTV's The Head? perhaps he's got an alien living in that melon of his...

Bet he drives a Luv truck:D

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Thats a huge forehead.

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HAHA!! Thats classic.....

That is a five head!!!! :D Wow Ive never seen anything like that!

:rolleyes: What a winner.... :D

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"HEED! PAPER - NOW!"

"That's thing's a virtual planetoid - I'll bet it's even got it's own weather system!"

"Go cry yourself to sleep on your humongous pillow!"

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AZhitman wrote:
"That's thing's a virtual planetoid - I'll bet it's even got it's own weather system!"


By the looks of it, it's got its own universe. I can see Orion's constellation on his forehead, oh wait there's the Big Dipper too! :D

That thing is so seriously I bet he could pick up radio waves from space.

-Madison

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"that boy's head is like Sputnik ... He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow"

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and ... "Would ya look at the size of that kid's head! It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system!"

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"A young man was arrested at the Canadian Border for trying to smuggle in drugs. Apparently, investigators did a body-cavity search. They examined his ears and found 250lbs. of coke."

-Madison

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Is there an echo in here?

:D

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victim_of_a_down wrote:"A young man was arrested at the Canadian Border for trying to smuggle in drugs. Apparently, investigators did a body-cavity search. They examined his ears and found 250lbs. of coke."

-Madison


Nah, all Canadians look like that. :)

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yeah, and smell like pancakes

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:D :D :rofl:

Im gonna have to go up to my local canadian and see if they really smell like pancakes.....

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he looks like one of those aliens from mars attacks.

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that is a good one hehehe


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