Colorful, human-sized lizard with double pen15 discovered in RP

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A colorful lizard that is longer than the height of a tall Filipino man and has two penises has been discovered in the northern Philippine island of Luzon.

An article posted on MSNBC.com said the reptile, which is a relative of the Komodo dragon—the world's largest lizard—measures about 1.8 meters or more than six feet long.

http://www.gmanews.tv/story/18...in-rp



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i want a real pic of it, not some lame sample photo of a much smaller version

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numbnuts240 wrote:i want a real pic of it, not some lame sample photo of a much smaller version

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I came in here expecting to see lizard pen15. I'm now leaving disappointed.

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why would you want to see its pen15?

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Because it has two! That is amazing!

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did you know that there are women with two vaginae?

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93coupe wrote:Because it has two! That is amazing!
Precisely. It's why this is news. If the headline was just "Colorful, human-sized lizard found..." I would not have clicked on it. Throw the dual pen15 in there, and I cannot avoid clicking. Stories like this require photos.

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93coupe wrote:Because it has two! That is amazing!


i can't offer you lizard pen15, but i can offer lizard camel toe


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MellowS13 wrote:did you know that there are women with two vaginae?
Send pics to my celly now.

Tito, I believe the proper terminology for that is "reptilian moose knucklus"

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93coupe wrote:"reptilian moose knucklus"


forward those pics, btw.

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93coupe wrote:Tito, I believe the proper terminology for that is "reptilian moose knucklus"

93coupe wrote:
Send pics to my celly now.
first. I must search the interwebz.

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MellowS13 wrote:did you know that there are women with two vaginae?
Don't all woman have 2? I mean one is lovely and inviting and soft and warm.

And the other is more fun!

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KV's wishes have been answered!

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Razi wrote:KV's wishes have been answered!
In my f***ing face!

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RAVE!!!
Modified by krimsonviper at 10:27 PM 4/9/2010

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Holy fook, borked by Mellow again.

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YOU'RE IN MAH POST PUTA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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AWESOME!

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I think we're all in your poast Jay.

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