Colored pencils made out of colored people.

[Jesda]

http://www.d!ck.com/products/crayo ... d-pencils/

"Set of eight skin-toned colors, art quality, in an easel pack. Pre-sharpened."

[Ace2cool]

http://tinyurl.com/3ej8c36

Tinyurl link, since word filter pwnt your URL.

[Razi]

I really need to get out more, I didn't know we had green people.

[Ajax]

Soylent Pencils are made out of people! Its PEOPLE!!!

[AZhitman]

MLK just did a posthumous facepalm.

[Encryptshun]

It is critical that children, from a very early age, understand the importance of noticing differences in skin color. That way they will be able to find their own niche in the "Welfare Victim", "Exploited Worker", "High Achiever", and "Oppressed Majority" spectrum.

Stay classy, Crayola.

[nissangirl74]

Really? This was necessary?

[MinisterofDOOM]

I don't see road-reflector white in there. Clearly I should be offended.

[AZhitman]

It is critical that children, from a very early age, understand the importance of noticing differences in skin color. That way they will be able to find their own niche in the "Welfare Victim", "Exploited Worker", "High Achiever", and "Oppressed Majority" spectrum.

Stay classy, Crayola.

Post of the day.

Oh, and this:

[frapjap]

You guys are racist. We're all the same color.

[Ajax]

some kids from my bldg were outside throwing rocks... and I went outside to clean some metal. I started talking with them and one of them asked why we were different colors (they're black, I'm white). I was tempted to give them the answer to "Did God paint you?" from Prince of Thieves. I ended up saying something similar without religion involved.
Cute kids with lots of questions. They asked why I didn't have a wife and kids. I told them I hadn't met the right woman. Their response- "or the right kids?"

[frapjap]

some kids from my bldg were outside throwing rocks... and I went outside to clean some metal. I started talking with them and one of them asked why we were different colors (they're black, I'm white). I was tempted to give them the answer to "Did God paint you?" from Prince of Thieves. I ended up saying something similar without religion involved.
Cute kids with lots of questions. They asked why I didn't have a wife and kids. I told them I hadn't met the right woman. Their response- "or the right kids?"

Thats awesome

[themadscientist]

Kids have to be taught racism. They know from birth when things are different, but to then hate that difference is a twisted gift from f***-up adults. I remember as a kid rejecting such ideas. I guess I was left alone long enough to establish my own base programming. Young Mad made the observation early on that ***holes came in every color in my crayon box and the bad ones were sent to the sharpener in the back of the box for an adjustment. Works for people too.

[Dattebayo]

I didn't know we had green people.

[Razi]

Dave..what have you done to yourself!

[themadscientist]

Improvement. It's important to realize what he started with. Of all the goofy things people do to themselves, that forked tongue thing is something I could see doing. Ladies, think about a tongue like that working on your naughty parts.