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Tweaky_Tom
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K, so i threw this house warming party on friday night cuz i just moved into my new place. I was having some people over and a few people i didn't know showed up. One of which was this kid named "Joe" who showed up with a 12 pack. He looked about my age but you could tell there was something not quite right with this cat. I opened my storage closet to hang everybody's coat up when he noticed my body kit in the closet. He goes "What's that for". I said it's for my '95 240. He goes you wanna get rid of it? I got a '93 would it fit on it? I gave him a "i'll let this one slide" look and said no it won't fit. He goes, yeah i've got the skyline engine in mine. I just stared at him and asked in a monotone voice..."really.......which one is that?"....he goes the skyline! Still staring at him i asked again, "well which engine?" and he goes the T91! I stared at him for about 10 more seconds then took his beer, threw his coat at him and said get the frock out of my house dumbass. It was pretty funny none the less. I felt sorry for him but im not gonna trust someone in my house that just lied their *** off to me. Some people are just sh1ts!:confused:


I H8 UR DSM
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shoulda tea bagged him first

Nathan
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I H8 UR DSM wrote:shoulda tea bagged him first


That **** is NOT funny at all! Damn teabaggers...

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Mr1der
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NEEEEEEEEEEERDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

man ogre rocked, and I'm gonna assume you're talking about the same kinda tea bagging I'm thinking of, and that being said, I got your back!

I'll have him screamin for tea time just like the Brits do...

damn dude, a whole body kit in the closet? that's a big closet!

Onizuka
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dude i got a skyline SR20DETT in my car :rockon

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GEO
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I got your mom in my car.... ohh... shiiiit

s86d
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you should have let him in the house locked the closet and called him out in front of all your/his friends. Then he would have left knowing he is a dumba$$. (teabaging is something you do to a friend and take a pic of it)

this guy deserved to crash on the floor and then you and some guys could have moved him to a steamy dogpile outside while he snores.

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GEO
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Umm.. You don;t teabag males. GAYAAASSS

driftaholic
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i'm glad you got the beer. that makes it all worth it. what kinda beer was it anyway?

I30T
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I'm thinking there are two different definitions here. I hope.

MasterMan
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wow some people are just.. wow...

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krazy skwerel
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Should have asked him why he didn't want a mad tyte 4age conversion.

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ride4lame
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Vengeance wrote:I got your mom in my car.... ohh... shiiiit


I got your mom in my closet. ohh:icesangel

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tl1000sga
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I H8 UR DSM wrote:shoulda tea bagged him first


LMAO

dip, dip,............TEABAG!

hehehehe

[Zero-S]
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Gawd thats sick...lol

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TachyonS14
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ya.. thats pretty flubbin dirty lol...


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