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Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:16 pm
This is a motorcycle one so I hope it counts.
Riding past a High School I see a girl waiting to pull out on the highway, dialing her cell phone.
Just past the school is a hill, a steep hill, right after the speed limit goes back to 55 from 20.
A car is waiting to turn left about 500 feet down from the crest of the hill. About 10 cars are piled up behind the car that waiting to turn.
As I top the hill I see brake lights. I managed to stop. Then I remembered the girl, on the phone who was pulling out right behind me. Without even looking in my rear view mirror, I pulled up beside the car in front of me, to the right.
Sure enough as blondie tops the hill she locks up the brakes and skids about a foot from the car that was in front of me.
I dropped the kick stand, grabbed her phone, still at her ear and chucked it in a cow pasture. Got back on my bike and rode off....