Choose your own adventure! JESDA EDITION

[Encryptshun]

Option 2 with a twist -- Get your MBA, go to Detroit, learn LEAN. When you get laid off, go into business for yourself as an automotive process improvement consultant, use your contacts to come back into your old job for 5x the pay (enough to offset your costs as a 1099).

[AZhitman]

^ WIN.

Nice "stacking" of current econ and emerging fields. Score.

[scotty-2-forty]

Eh, #1 = too hard. #2, equal. #3 only cool if includes Tom Cruise, Rebecca De Mornay and Porsche 928. #4 ... BORING!

Live out life at home with parents, grow bushy sideburns down to your knees (no, no beard - just sides), vegg on classic Scooby Doo and Jabber Jaw shows, and down Shasta all day with the intent of landing the Guiness record for carbonation induced flatulence. See, it does get better than this.

[Dattebayo]

5x the pay (enough to offset your costs as a 1099).

I think you overestimate the amount of taxes self employed folks pay... just a bit

[Encryptshun]

There isn't a "tongue in cheek" tag, Dave. I do my best with what I have.

[skydragoness]

I just realized there isn't a pants option on this poll.

[Eikon]

How does Jesda not own a company called Jesda's Pants?

He should buy up used denim pants and make seat covers out of them. I think Denim seat covers would be awesome.