Chinese condoms too small!

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http://news.yahoo.com/chinese-condoms-t ... 54238.html
A South African court has blocked the government from buying 11 million Chinese condoms, saying they are too small, a newspaper reported Friday.

The finance ministry had awarded a contract to a firm called Siqamba Medical, which planned to buy the Phoenurse condoms from China, the Beeld newspaper said.

A rival firm, Sekunjalo Investments Corporation, turned to the High Court in Pretoria after losing the bid, arguing that their condoms were 20 percent larger than the Chinese ones.
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I FIND THEM TO BE PERFECTLY SUFFICIENT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.

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If she's on top, she can't get pregnant! Physics brah!

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Speak for yourself. I'm deadly.

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^ lol I forgot about that.

Well, what did you expect :gotme:

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lol what chinese condoms? durex?

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They should have bought French condoms.

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Should have sent them nothing but magnums and acted surprised when they complained. PchyOps baby, mind games. :cool:

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Wow that's like attempting to use a ziploc bag as a car cover.


oh and..nsfw

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LMAO

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WTF?! heeeeellll naaaawww. lol


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