Child Support: $46,000 per month

[nissangirl74]

http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home/ar ... y-spending

Baby Mama done went nuts. I bet dude wish he'd kept it in his pants.

[BusyBadger]

That sure is a nice photo of her. Her duck face, stretched neck and whatever she's wearing make her look like a damned ostrich.

[themadscientist]

Your honor, I do not contest the child support, but since we are on the subject of customary lifestyles and the maintenance thereof; I'm accustomed to tearin that p**** up and glazing her face like a KrispyKreme doughnut twice a week so if we could discuss some cootchie visitation arrangement that would be great, mkay? Yeah.

[Jesda]

And then there's the DARE program, a colossal waste of time and money.

[themadscientist]

Wrong thread man. I'm going to need you to pee in this cup.

[sx moneypit]

[frapjap]

b**** needs to move out of the city and work a farm.

[hannibal]

Your honor, I do not contest the child support, but since we are on the subject of customary lifestyles and the maintenance thereof; I'm accustomed to tearin that p**** up and glazing her face like a KrispyKreme doughnut twice a week so if we could discuss some cootchie visitation arrangement that would be great, mkay? Yeah.

He's gotta get something for his $46K per month!

[Dattebayo]

Good lord! Why the hell should courts be concerned with "what the child is accustomed to"?

My aunt's kid from her Cuban baby daddy who left town a few years ago didn't like anything to eat except for three things: chicken tenders, fries and cheesy macaroni. When she held back and only fed him healthy stuff, the kid wasn't eating enough,so someone called social services who FORCED her to feed the little fu*ker only what he likes, and now she has to take drug tests and go to counseling among other things.

All because that was "what the child was accustomed to" when daddy was around. pthbbt.

[Jesda]

Wrong thread man. I'm going to need you to pee in this cup.

I'm still blaming the DARE program for this

[alms24sebring]

mmm cheesy macaroni

This pissses me off. Its like the Tiger Woods thing and the b**** wife asking for that much to support the kid. B**** puhleez!

[Jesda]

Divorce in America is baffling. Does it work the same way in the EU?

[AZhitman]

Your honor, I do not contest the child support, but since we are on the subject of customary lifestyles and the maintenance thereof; I'm accustomed to tearin that p**** up and glazing her face like a KrispyKreme doughnut twice a week so if we could discuss some cootchie visitation arrangement that would be great, mkay? Yeah.

[nuttin but Z32]

Your honor, I do not contest the child support, but since we are on the subject of customary lifestyles and the maintenance thereof; I'm accustomed to tearin that p**** up and glazing her face like a KrispyKreme doughnut twice a week so if we could discuss some cootchie visitation arrangement that would be great, mkay? Yeah.

[audtatious]

Good lord! Why the hell should courts be concerned with "what the child is accustomed to"?

My aunt's kid from her Cuban baby daddy who left town a few years ago didn't like anything to eat except for three things: chicken tenders, fries and cheesy macaroni. When she held back and only fed him healthy stuff, the kid wasn't eating enough,so someone called social services who FORCED her to feed the little fu*ker only what he likes, and now she has to take drug tests and go to counseling among other things.

All because that was "what the child was accustomed to" when daddy was around. pthbbt.

Those chicken tenders, fries and cheesy mac would have tasted nasty with curry or other "accidentals" added to it.

I have a big issue with schools and social services sticking their know-it-all noses into things that don't concern them. If any are reading this then here's a big FU

[PapaSmurf2k3]

So all that approaches 46 grand... the mother makes a s*** of money too... she doesn't have to pay for any of what the kid is accustomed to?

I don't get this divorce thing. I solved this problem by not getting married in the first place.

[themadscientist]

I need to divorce my wife, hook up with some rich chick and make sure I "become accustomed" to a garage rivaling Leno , trick her into cheating on me so I can divorce her and take half her stuff and get "child support" for my "kids" and get back with the woman I actually love being with. It's genius!

[nissangirl74]

Your honor, I do not contest the child support, but since we are on the subject of customary lifestyles and the maintenance thereof; I'm accustomed to tearin that p**** up and glazing her face like a KrispyKreme doughnut twice a week so if we could discuss some cootchie visitation arrangement that would be great, mkay? Yeah.

[Bubba1]

I need to divorce my wife, hook up with some rich chick and make sure I "become accustomed" to a garage rivaling Leno , trick her into cheating on me so I can divorce her and take half her stuff and get "child support" for my "kids" and get back with the woman I actually love being with. It's genius!

As info, I think Bernie Eccelstone's hot daughter is available. (Bernie owns F1) She recently purchased an $85 million dollar home in LA.



$46K per month is ridiculous. I could easily make do with $42K...

[Bubba1]

So all that approaches 46 grand... the mother makes a s*** of money too... she doesn't have to pay for any of what the kid is accustomed to?

I don't get this divorce thing. I solved this problem by not getting married in the first place.

Aww, It's actually pretty easy. The trick is recognizing Miss "Right" , instead of Miss "Right now." And the faster you accept her first name is "Always" it gets even easier.

[Encryptshun]

Available for far less than $46K/month:

[Jesda]

Mary Poppins scares me
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T5_0AGdFic[/youtube]

[Encryptshun]

^ that was awesome.

[Bmore-coupe]

^ that was awesome.

I like it when the edit it the other way...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfout_rgPSA[/youtube]