Guy asks for ketchup on a cheesesteak, Subway employee gets mad.
Them's is fightin words.MinisterofDOOM wrote:I don't understand why anyone puts ketchup on anything. I don't even have a bottle in my fridge. Terrible, awful, horrible stuff that only serves to ruin good food.
Nope, its in the bottle that farts out ketchup every time they squeeze it. Its alittle less vulgar than a mayo bottle fart, but more emphasized than a mustard bottle fart. Makes employees and costumers alike laugh every time.VQpwrdSE-R wrote:I worked at subway in high school. Can't say I've ever seen a ketchup pack In The store. Then again our franchise was never open for breakfast. Subway's breakfast is one big fail.
*Stands and shoves chair aside* YOU GET OVER HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!alms24sebring wrote:Them's is fightin words.MinisterofDOOM wrote:I don't understand why anyone puts ketchup on anything. I don't even have a bottle in my fridge. Terrible, awful, horrible stuff that only serves to ruin good food.
FTFYMinisterofDOOM wrote:I completely understand why everyone puts ketchup on anything. I have two bottles in my fridge, and one in the cabinet that serves as a back up. Delicious, fantastic, magical stuff that serves to mate with burgers, omelets, and meatloaf indiscriminately, and improve otherwise questionable leftovers to a delicious, edible state.
Dattebayo wrote:Yes you can, it has a much more preferable cousin: chili sauce. It destroys ketchup's face and farts in it's general direction.
For you, sure, but not for those downwind from you after you've digested it.Dattebayo wrote:Nonsense. Chili sauce is great.
Sounds like a personal problem.Bubba1 wrote:not for those downwind from you after you've digested it.
All of which are not available at Subway. The little Indian-looking guy at my local Subway is also a little high-strung, I've noticed...Mr1der wrote:Or vinegar and mustard based sauces.
I must say, I have never, EVER seen ANYONE buy a cookie at ANY subway I have ever been to. I've been to subway more than any other fast food joint (or probably any restaurant for that matter, other than the one I worked at for 8 years). Most of the time their multi-layer cookie shelf only has ~4 cookies on it. Reminds me of the Kwik-E-Mart sketch on the simpsons where Homer orders the hot dog.Jesda wrote:The indian guy at my nearby subway always throws in free cookies.
