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Wed May 05, 2010 9:29 am
CarDomain Recap - THE SEQUEL.
1) Daniel has returned to the world of automotive tuning ONCE AGAIN to "TAKE NUMBER ONE COUPE!" In order to avert yet another vicious internet bludgeoning by his arch-enemies of the elitist Nissan enthusiast group known to the world as "NICO", the identity of the former coupe "xxSOUNDWAVExx" has been cleverly transformed to the top secret guise now known as "xxstealthxx". In the time that has passed since his last encounter with Megatron, Daniel has ascertained that spelling his vehicle's name in all-lowercase type will foil the targeting systems of Megatron, thus keeping him "under the radar".
Unbeknownst to Daniel, the irony escapes no one, not even his former partner in crime, Maria Lopez, whose current whereabouts are unknown.
Regarding the aspirations of taking "NUMBER ONE COUPE", neither the Aston Martin nor Ferrari teams could be contacted for comment.
2) "NO SPONSORS ALL OUT OF WALLET." Here, in a horrid attempt to engineer the image of having what is known to some as "baller" status, Daniel instead proves to everyone on the internet that the parts on his car were obtained using the same method that 98.7% of "tuners" have effectively used since the premiere of "The Fast And The Furious".
3) "NO BODYSHOPS ALL IN GARGES!" Unknown to most of car-domains target audience, "GARGES" is actually short for "Garges-lès-Gonesse", which is, in fact, a commune in the northern suburbs of Paris, France. It is located approximately 8.8 miles from the center of Paris, and contains absolutely ZERO BODYSHOPS.
4) If only we all knew that all you had to do was switch around the 350Z's Stillen Supercharger. Fcuk me.
5) D2 Coilovers don't need springs. And Altimas don't need coilovers for the correct model year.
6) AZTUNER is not just a hobby. It's a way of life. Basically AZTUNER > Working and positively contributing to society.
7) LAMBOS STILL ADDED.
8) 2009 Altima Coupe 3.5SE. Horsepower Rating: 270. Torque Rating: 258. Hood weight capacity: 185 pounds (evenly distributed, including Pirates hat and Lugz boots. Only when doors are open.)
9) While "xxSOUNDWAVExx" was allegedly wiped off the map, presumably by Megatron (who also wiped out xxSUBARUxx, Daniel's beloved STi), "xxstealthxx" lives on in the memory of "xxSOUNDWAVExx". However, TMZ recently snapped a revealing photograph of "xxstealthxx" at a local party, which exposed an old "TATT" that bore the name "SKANKA" in the exact same manner as that of "xxSOUNDWAVExx". Despite allegations of sex change operations, amongst other possibilities, Daniel insists that the two are completely unrelated, citing the lack of nitrous oxide as an alibi for his new partner in "xxstealthxx".
10) Lambo doors NEVER close. EVER. Except when it snows. Then only ONE closes.
11) Page 47, paragraph 8b of the installation handbook for Privat Netz wheels clearly states the following: "in order to ensure flush fitment of Privat Netz(R) wheels, the front fenders of your vehicle must be completely removed."
12) Bronze calipers are good. Bronze rotors are even better.
13) If you paint your Altima Coupe's headlights black and remove its front bumper, your vehicle will transform into a Veilside 350Z. This process is irreversible, so before you perform this procedure, be absolutely sure you want to do this.
ST3ALTH.
