Check out my Craigslist ad. Will it work?

[Jesda]

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/roo/2139811486.html

STAY FREE, BE MY GF & STAY FREE,NO RENT, NO DEPOSIT, (NO CATCH, JUST GIVE & TAKE, 2 BED APT )
Date: 2011-01-02, 10:01AM PST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

its just give and take, no catch

i live in berkeley, in a 2 bed apt, alone
if u are having financial problems, here is a deal for you
no catch, its simple deal,
i am a lonely person, just need love, care and touch
please only genuine replies, no spamsters please, i beg, i am tired of spam emails

i am looking for a girl friend, who can live with me, in my apt
free food,
free rent,
free car
free shopping

i am an educated person, well settled, living in a 2 bed apt in berkeley,alone
i am looking for a serious relationship and settling down,
i am indian, asian, a bit heavy, 240 lbs, i am a non smoker and non drinker,


Location: NO CATCH, JUST GIVE & TAKE, 2 BED APT
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests








Poor guy. :/ The funny thing is, I bet he'll have some takers.

[Dattebayo]

The same ad without "I looking for a GF" would have more takers then with it, I suspect.

[krash]

Nala?

[Dattebayo]

Nala?

That description could actually be you if you gained another 100 pounds.

[Bubba1]

Thatl;s an amazing coincidence. But I'd suggest doing it a little more subtly. That ad sounds like Nala post graduation.

I'm a normal, generous, fun loving guy seeking a like-minded single female non-smoking roommate to share my apartment with me. It's a 2 bedroom fully furnished in Berkely.

If u are having financial problems, single with a sense of adventure, we might be able to help each other. My motivation is companionship. Rent and some expenses are negotiable.

[troskinatior]

Are you doing this as a joke?

[nevertheless]

You put stay free twice haha, its got desperate written all over. All this free s*** and you might end up with a greedy, lazy...girl.

[PapaSmurf2k3]

Are you doing this as a joke?

Jesda doesn't live in the SF bay area...

[troskinatior]

Yeah I was thinking that at first then I read bubbas post and I questioned myself

[krash]

Nala?

That description could actually be you if you gained another 100 pounds.

Also, I think some of you guys are missing this part:

Poor guy. :/ The funny thing is, I bet he'll have some takers.

[Mr1der]

Didn't know Fred moved to Berkeley....

[frapjap]

At least the ad is in the right section- rooms/shares.
I bet this would work better for him on match.com

[PapaSmurf2k3]

Dude wtf is that thing?! Looks like a gremlin before it gets water on it or something.

[Amays U G37S]

jesda brings chaos



to be continued

[HashiriyaS14]

TL;DR

Should say: HAVE CURRY, WILL RAPE

[Jesda]

My favorite part is when he wrote "NO CATCH, JUST GIVE & TAKE"

Give fellatio.
Take spare room.

[elwesso]

BOTTR

[AZhitman]

Give fellatio.
Take spare room.

Should say: HAVE CURRY, WILL RAPE

[gwoods]

trans gendered ok

[driverdriver]

Wow.....that ad reeks of desperation.

[Encryptshun]

Jesda, I'm almost afraid to ask, but how did you manage to come across that ad?

[Jesda]

You were afraid to ask for a reason. :P

[dasoupdude]

Jesder, you should post something creepy on Craigslist, an ad depicting a very desperate man to somehow meet Mandy Moore.

[Jesda]

I get the feeling she doesn't check Craigslist very often. :P