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I've never had my very own GF. I always heard they were mean...

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I used to have a GF just like that. I mean JUST like that. Ironic thing is I let my dad have that GF after I realized nothing much was happening there anymore.
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hahahahaha At first i was like WTF??? Then after looking at the link twice it finally clicked.lol
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That was terrible
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this isnt for real, is it?
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Koshin wrote:this isnt for real, is it?
Yes.
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Empty V wrote:
Yes.
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NICO makes me funny.
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I didnt even see the pic...George Foreman, I get it

El Oh El
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let the grease drain and throw your meat in while she's still hot.
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me, my roomate, and my neighbor have had our meat in his GF at the same time.
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she must be a big one.
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when i first read this i didn't get it.

i got all pissed for OP.

if i was ever in that situation i would f*cking kill someone.

glad to know it was a joke.
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Pieceofsand wrote:when i first read this i didn't get it.

i got all pissed for OP.

if i was ever in that situation i would f*cking kill someone.

glad to know it was a joke.
lol yea i was confused at first too!

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you cant beat george foreman's meat.
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Sooo, your dad put his meat in a George Foreman huh? That's pretty ghey...

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at first I was like then I was like after I was like and finally
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btw, obvious copypaste tho
Modified by DR F33LG0OD at 2:51 PM 2/12/2010
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not worry guys... I found substitutes to put my meat in.



Can you say Shredded Beef?
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B-Metts wrote:this made me HARD.
yuck!
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14 hours later and shredded..
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Looks nummy.
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Dano wrote:
yuck!


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god I love Crock Pots...best pot roast ever.
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I was ganna say, Ill see you on Maury Povich.

That was funny.

Shredded meat doesnt sound like it's worth the risk...
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chuck roast. long hours and low heat.

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LMAO, good one!
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wow
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