CAR NAMES EXPLAINEDAUDI: Always Unsafe Designs Implemented Another Uninformed Driver Insulted All Unnecessary Devices Installed
BMW: Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster Bimbette Motor Weapon Break My Window Big Man Wannabe Big Money Wasted Broken Money Waster
BUICK: Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer Big Ugly Import Car Killer
CADILLAC: Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips Car Has Earnhardt Victorious Racing Or Lapping Every Track Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHRYSLER: Can't Have Refund, You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All the Time Fix it again, Tony! Fix it again tomorrow Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
FORD: Frigin Old Rebuilt Dodge First On Recall Day First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road, Dead Fault Of Research and Development Fast Only Rolling Downhill Features O.J. and Ron's DNA Found On Russian Dump Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's Ford backwards: Drivers returning on foot. Forward Only, Reverse Defective Fast On Repair Demands
GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
GM: General Maintenance Great Mistake Garage Me GMC: Garage Man's Companion Got A Mechanic Coming? Generally Mediocre Cars Got More Crap HONDA: Had One Never Did Again HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
JEEP: Junk Engineered, Executed Poorly
KIA: Kick It Again Kick Inventors *** Korean Intelligence Absent
LINCOLN: Lousy Implementation, Not Cars Of Luxurious Nature MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along Made After Zero Design Analysis
MERCEDES: Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales
MERCURY: Many Endless Rattles Create Uncomfortable Road Yacht.
MOPAR: Most Often Passed At Races Mostly Old Parts And Rust Mostly Old Paint And Rust OLDSMOBILE: Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment Old Ladies Drive Slow-Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
PLYMOUTH: Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, All Underestimating This Heap
PONTIAC: Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadillac
PORSCHE: Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything SAAB: Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. Sad Attempt At Beauty
SATURN: Sad Attempt To Unload Recycled Nissans
STEALTH: Speed Trap Equipment Aims Low, Targets Hood
SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto Too Often Yuppies Overaccessorize This Auto
TRIUMPH: The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW: Virtually Worthless
YUGO: Yearly undergoes garage operations You'll utter "greatly overpriced"
Car Names Explained
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Checkered-Member
- Posts: 1593
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- Car: 1998 Nissan Altima (modded)
2003 Audi A6 2.7T (stock) - Contact:
mabie... mabie not!! :pface-
180crafter
- Posts: 2282
- Joined: Sun Aug 11, 2002 6:38 am
- Car: Nissan 240sx
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Zydeco
- Posts: 5129
- Joined: Tue Sep 17, 2002 4:34 pm
- Car: The poster formerly know as -]sTm[-HeavyHips
- Location: left coast. USA.
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I dont think so.. check it out for your self http://www.fakecrap.com/funfree/carnames.htmlCheckered-Member wrote:no Nissan or Infiniti...I smell censorship
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nametakennow
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- Car: '06 MINI Cooper S
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StrangeLove
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- Car: 1995 Nissan 240sx
