Caption Contest! Win a great Prize!

[Poyzinous]

Ok everyone, I'm trying something here that will be a monthly occurrence if successful. I'm going to see how many participate, and how good you guys really are.This is a Caption Contest. Come up with a Caption for the following picture. A few moderators will help me vote for a winner. The winner will be declared with my Monthly poll July 1st. I will mail the winner an Infiniti Prize package, with is loaded with goodies that you will be very grateful for. I will customize the prize package depending on what vehicle you drive. So lets get to it! Everyone, come up with a Funny or Creative caption for the following Pic: LIMIT 3 CAPTIONS PER MEMBER
Modified by Poyzinous at 11:27 AM 6/19/2009

[370Z/28]

Honey...have you seen the SuperGlue? I have a new mod for the car.

[marlin29311]

Ugh, anyone have a tissue? I have something stuck in my nose...

[bentrod]

When I grow up, I want to be a racing Buick

[Tampa G35 Sedan 6MT]

Honda Owner: Yo Dawg... Check out my new Mods.

Friend: You can git these same accessories in the clearance isle at Da Wal-Mart for 95 cents each!

Honda Owner: Yea but they make the V-tec kick in faster!

DJ

[Tampa G35 Sedan 6MT]

Or

Wait till you see the mods in da back!

[joe603]

Not eligible....but I've got one:

"Ya, it's a Honda"

[jmcohen23]

putting lipstick on a pig doesn't change the fact that it is still a pig.

[zozoka1212]

THat's a funny looking Honda.

Q: Have many people can you fit in the Honda?A: If you read the bible it says that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.

Tonight I'll come up with something. I just need a starter.

Rich tonight?

[G_whizz]

LULZ! So you're going through with this eh homeslice!

Nice job!

[biggie]

I just have to try:

"HONDA: LESS THAN MEETS THE EYE"

[Sentientbydesign]

Hey, mama. Check out what I got on group buy from Wal-mart!

That's...nice, honey.

Yeah. Igor got the last set of chrome spinner hub caps. Lucky bastard.

[jardolei]

Now that's a fly by freak!

Shhhh....its a sleeper!

Dude I can go 0-60 mph with these bolt-ons!

[zozoka1212]

Welcome to the Hondaworld.com

If you are into modifying your car seriously visit our Modification Database.

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Glue-on Mods:

Hoodscoop: Verry sexy looking sleek design exclusively from Ebay.

Pros: 20-25 hp to the wheel depending from the year. Extra downforce to the FWD drivetrain at the high speed of 80mph.

Cons: Lots of jelaous looking G35 driver with artificial looking smile on their face every red light.

Side wents:

Another sleek design by GM what compatible with only our Honda. Remember this is only compaible with Honda other than Buick.Source is either Ebay or juk yard.

Pros: 10-15 hp to the wheels. Also compatible with almost all the go fast stickers on the market. If you need more info please contact to our staff for more info or look at our supporters for more info. You can get it on http://www.IamgayandlovemyricedoutHonda.com

Cons: Same as other glue-ons. Super jelaous sport and luxury car drivers everywhere you go.

Be prepaird for the Attention you'll get with these mods. People will love you. You'll get laid far more than before. This is true and tested by me. I went out few weeks back and try to pick up a super hot chick she was only 18 and only 350lbs. She told me to get lost. After this mod was done to my car I saw her another day walking home from the nursing home She couldn't resist. She went for it all the way Baby. woooo V-tec Don't forget to stop by at your local grocerry store to pick up a large can of Fruit salad. Just give the salad to your starving Grandma and open the other side of the can and duct tape it to your exhaust tip for even more increased performance.

Regards

PimpMyRide Supermoderator

[BrandAidDesignG35]

Honey...have you seen the SuperGlue? I have a new mod for the car.

WIN

[pippen99]

no the tires don't need balancing, it's a shaker hood.

[uber240times2]

Yeah, those fenders. They add about 250HP EACH. I don't tell people how much that hood adds..... Lets just say I feel confident when I pull up to the movies and show off to all the kids who can't drive.

I THINK I CAN FLY!

Maybe now the kids at school won't laugh at me.

[Graflo]

Even Batman is feeling this recession...Da na na na na na na na awe....

[SVTCOBRA]

Rich tonight?

Zozo! Only on days that end in 'Y'

And, I can't say anything about the Autozone store that thru up all over that poor Honda cause my south of the border neighbor up the road has all that stuff on his big PU plus chrome flames in the grill and on all of the lights...

Yes, going to cook some cow tonight and

[Graflo]

The Fast and the Furious 6... Walmart Drift.

[johnparkyourcar]

*facepalm*

[Graflo]

Two car wash attendants in Washington DC were Med-Flighted to a local hospital after being injured by flying objects… Story at 11.

[RichiePoor]

Hey Babe! If you think my car is hot wait to you see my pen15!

[audtatious]

For 2012, Honda is planning to release it's Mach-Lucerne concept car.......

[Poyzinous]

http://www.IamgayandlovemyricedoutHonda.com

Someone should publish that website. So far I see 6 posts worthy of consideration for winner.Sean, you haven't posted your caption yet! Lots of uncensored profanity here. The H word appears a lot. anyway keep it up everyone, lots of laughs and giggles here.Just waiting on Perry and Telcoman to post some funny wisdom (old guy thoughts ) on the pic.

[telcoman]

Ok everyone, I'm trying something here that will be a monthly occurrence if successful. I'm going to see how many participate, and how good you guys really are.This is a Caption Contest. Come up with a Caption for the following picture. A few moderators will help me vote for a winner. The winner will be declared with my Monthly poll July 1st. I will mail the winner an Infiniti Prize package, with is loaded with goodies that you will be very grateful for. I will customize the prize package depending on what vehicle you drive. So lets get to it! Everyone, come up with a Funny or Creative caption for the following Pic: LIMIT 3 CAPTIONS PER MEMBER

Modified by Poyzinous at 11:27 AM 6/19/2009

Am I having a reoccurring nightmare and seeing recycled parts from a 58 Ford?

What memories! What nightmares

Does it start in the rain?

Telcoman


Modified by telcoman at 6:11 PM 6/19/2009

[WAldenIV]

This is the first image from "Transformers 3: The Lame and Pathetic".

[zozoka1212]

Zozo! Only on days that end in 'Y'

bahahahahah

NICE

Someone should publish that website.

So worth it. LOL

[kmckis1029]

Ricer looking in his rear view at him self: "If I Look Fast There For I Am."

[kmckis1029]

Ricer motto: "Fake it til you make it!"