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[Poyzinous]

Okay! This past month went by quickly... too quickly in fact. Someone has put our space time continuum at 110% play speed. I'll find you. I'll destroy you. I will bring peace back to humanity. Even though there really isnt any peace to look to. Everything is corrupt and crazy. So why bother? What do you mean this is pointless? Oh sorry. My ADD kicked in. Anyway, this months picture I took while driving through San Pedro Sula in Honduras 10 days ago. I thought it would be worthy. If you disagree, you have bad things coming for you. I regretably must say, that the prize packages will no longer be quite as big. I'm toning them down about 10%, but they will still be valued at THOUSANDS of pennies. Even Nickels. Its just that I'm in a bit short in the money dept. But you guys can always send me paypal donations. But seriously. You can. Anyway, Post up your caption for the following pic. Limit 5 captions per member, and if a Previous winner repeats as winner, you'll get the second place mini-prize, and the win will be awarded to the second funniest caption. If all captions suck, then I will be forced to make one so shockingly funny your cylinder heads would explode if you even managed to fathom a mere FRACTION of what I would write to relate to the caption. HERE IT IS!!!

[WAldenIV]

Warning: Objects in the mirror may appear dorkier than they are.

[RichiePoor]

#1 This just in: SPY PHOTO of the new Honda POS

#2 Disney must be shooting their new dark comedy "Herbie Goes To Hell"

#3 The Punisher's beater!

[jmcohen23]

1.) I tell ya, those Dodge Neons will become the death of me...

2.) Fortunately, I was in my G, thus enabling me to escape Death

3.) Looks like the punisher got a dose of his own medicine - driving around a Dodge Neon

[370Z/28]

Grandson of Senator John "Bluto" Blutarsky was seen this week vacationing in Honduras. He was on vacation with his fraternity brothers from the Delta Tau Chi House.

(reminds me of a baby DeathMobile from Animal House)

2). Trick or Treat

[bina12834]

After Transformers 2 flopped Bumblebee was driven to drugs and alcohol. Hes not even trying to hide his true identity anymore.

[zozoka1212]

1,This picture is just a reminder

Never Ever Own Neon

2, This picture would be a good commercial for Dewalt(since the colrs are same) with the impression in this case the car is just a toolcase the tool is inside.

Or that is the first motorized tool box. Limited punisher edition. Include the tool inside.
Modified by zozoka1212 at 9:52 AM 10/30/2009

[BrandAidDesignG35]

This was predicted in the book of Revelation.

Hey guys, I have an idea for halloween...

This Neon will be featured in our next issue of transgender automotive tuning

[nuctech99m]

Due to the bad economy The Punisher has had to down size

[biggie]

"Glancing back, my car history has been scary"

"Now that's punishment"

"Trick or Treat, now give me an interfooler"

[smockers83]

Hey, there's something wrong with my mirror here.

It's the bang bus with low pros and steelies.

[370Z/28]

Billy's girlfriend misunderstood what he meant when he told her he would like to have a little head on his hood.



(hope that isn't too tacky)

[awdjdmtalon]

"Its a SRT-4 NOT A NEON!" yelled in a pouty voice by every turbo'd neon, I mean SRT driver.

[Joey666Crack]

1- Cue Jaws theme.

[Poyzinous]

BUMP Come on people! Get to it! Or do I need to get people from the M and EX forum to jump in? Dont make me get the 240 kids over here....

[370Z/28]

We are busting our skulls thinking, Poyz....this is a tough one.

[tollboothwilley]

"The only time you should ever see a neon..."

"The future is much brighter than the past"

"can you DODGE the punisher?"

[370Z/28]

Neon-derthal

[bina12834]

the only way G owners get to see their "competition".....in the rear view mirros

[Joey666Crack]

Neon-derthal

How are you so good at this? No point in even competing anymore!

[srv2nv]

The budget for the new Punisher movie was far less than expected.

[370Z/28]

CARFAX Vehicle report-------If you buy this car you are a moron!

OK, that is my 5.

[srv2nv]

In order to afford all his weapons, the Punisher had to cut costs somewhere

Crime doesn't pay, and apparently neither does being a super hero!

After buying the awesome decal for the hood, Billy didn't have enough money left over to completely paint the car.

Poyzinous was terrified by what he saw in his mirror until he realized it was a Neon and would break down before it ever caught up with him.

Thats my 5.
Modified by srv2nv at 4:22 AM 10/30/2009

[oldandslow]

The only thing being punished here,is My Eyes !

[cjs37xs]

Does the punishment EVER end?!?! First, A 'no-window' van next to me! Next, a fugly Neon beyond description behind me...and lastly... OH MY GOD! Manual mirrors!

Please God! Make it all go away!

[Cobra_Kai_84]

Long gone are the days of Tony Montana, driving around in cadillacs with leopard-skinned seats, ruling the streets of Miami...

[BrandAidDesignG35]

After years of wanting to be the center of attention, now I really have a head turner.

Max, the leader of The Punisher fan club decided to take his passion to the next level...

[jardolei]

Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the ugliest of them all?

[Cobra_Kai_84]

"My parents went to Honduras for vacation, and all I got was this lousy neon"

[audtatious]

The fear felt via the punisher decal was soon replaced by laughter at the expense of the pimply-faced emo kid behind the wheel