Caption Contest Number 3! August! Participate!

[Poyzinous]

Man do I have an excellent winning Caption for this Pic! paypal me some money and I'll tell you! Just kidding... or am I? *wink wink cough cough sneeze toot ooops...* Anyway, Post a funny caption for the following picture:As always, keep it hilarious, limit 5 per user, and take a good look! Winner will receive a Prize package worth THOUSANDS of pennies!
Modified by Poyzinous at 10:53 AM 8/25/2009

[WAldenIV]

Captain, we've lost the right booster!

[sc_coupe]

this is honestly the first thing that came to mind...Man college is really taking it outta me, I'll use my other two attempts more wisely lol

"do yo' tips hang lo' do they wobble to da flo'do they fit nice and tight...NO!"

[spacy9]

1) The attempt to neuter the specimen unfortunately failed.

2) What seems to be the problem with the car? Well, whenever I accelerate hard it only makes left hand circles...

gotta think of something for #3...

[Kenrik]

1) My girl AND my car need a wonderbra.

2) Well Jim, It took a few years but its balls finally dropped.

[tollboothwilley]

"Honda's Finest"

"Now Including!! lowered exhaust"

"Dude, that $hit'll add 15 HP...its got a VTEC"

[oldandslow]

1) My girl AND my car need a wonderbra.

My favorite so far! Good one Kenrik ,but lemme take a shot at it.

Yes,it's normal at Your age, for one to hang lower than the other !

[infinitgkid]

-Hey Girl, if you think my muffler hangs low... you should see my other "muffler"-

[oldandslow]

Thanks Poyzinous This is fun,and Im sure everybody enjoys these.I certainly look forward to it.

Here's My second attempt.....

I should have known better, than to sneeze, and fart, at the same time.

[zozoka1212]

Only thing lower than my exhaust is my expectation.

[jmcohen23]

1.) Yeah, I hang a little to the right

2.) Like the tits on an old lady, so are the exhaust pipes on my Acura

3.) All I need now is to install the turbo boost button so that my car and jump like Kitt

[370Z/28]

Hold my beer Bubba.....I'm gonna see if this baby can jump that curb.

[biggie]

>TEC.

[BrandAidDesignG35]

It was dark when I got it back from the shop... it did seem awfully loud now that you mention it.

The exhaust tape lasted for three days, maybe I'll try super glue next

A - AlwaysC - CreatingU - UnwantedR - Resonances A - Abroad

[uber240times2]

1. I had to fit the neons some how, it's not like the exhaust does much or anything, when those neons light up, you know the vtecs got at least a 30hp boost. It's been proven.

2. Yeah, it's totally 100% custom. A PRO did it!

That's all i can think of for now.

[Poyzinous]

limit 3 per user

That was for the first 2, sorry.I was supposed to write limit 5.So you may continue now. Keep it up everyone. I see 4 potential winners so far

[oldandslow]

This is what they mean by too much junk in the trunk

[370Z/28]

Some of you younger fellas might not know who this is, but here it goes.

He went to an exhaust shop owned by Marty Feldman.



(sorry....that one was just corny)

[Graflo]

VTEC= Variable Tilt Exhaust Control.

[Graflo]

They Spin like propellers... Adds 20HP and it can drive underwater...

[bschurr]

Sadly, another victim of ED (Exaust Dysfunction)

[av8or]

1. " male on-board "2. " so are my nuts "

[Poyzinous]

Sadly, another victim of ED (Exaust Dysfunction)

Someone come up with a good one!Barry can't win back to back...though the spelling error could cost you...*exhaust*

[jardolei]

1. Its a HACKURA !!!2. With this upforce, I eliminated my oversteer !3. Look at my new mandrel bent exhaust. No restrictions!4. Hey, it eliminates air born pollutants, I call it the e-honda (think street fighter )5. Better than infiniti and beyond!

[370Z/28]

Sadly, another victim of ED (Exaust Dysfunction)

Maybe if he put a Viagra in the tank the right one would at least get up as high as the left one.

[Sentientbydesign]

I can fix that right up!

[oldandslow]

Boy am I exhausted,I've been dragging all day

[Poyzinous]

Left muffler: Dude, I'm soooo tired of this guys constant revving!Right muffler: Tired? dude I'm EXHAUST-ed. Driver: I'm special-ed. Rice Police: You're bust-ed.

[Tampa G35 Sedan 6MT]

eBay muffler job gone wrong!

[oldandslow]

Won hung lo Chinese takeout and delivery.free rice with every order.