Caption Contest! November!

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Poyzinous
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Well who missed my monthly poll I forgot for november? Thats where the caption contest winner is announced. I guess no one cared.... So is anyone curious to know who won? No? Fine then. This months picture is an interesting one. I knew it would be able to gather some good captions, as there is a lot of stuff to say about it. It makes me wonder wh....What? Yeah NOW you're interested. ... Ok whatever... I'll announce it for him then. Last months winner was..... TOLLBOOTHWILLEY!!! Congratulations John! Email me so I can give you stuff... anyway, as I was saying before you all interrupted me in your thoughts...This months picture makes me wonder what the owner will say when we reveal his true identity!!!!! Behold!!! This month's caption contest picture! and revelation! You may post up to 5 captions! Winner will be selected and notified eventually. Have fun!


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...because someone has to get rid of the non-Infiniti crap.

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NICO Towers Over Worthless s***ty Civics, Accords, Rabbits, and Sebrings

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WE FIX RICE

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jbracy7
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GOT RICE WE CAN FIX IT!

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I don't think we're in Maryland anymore.

Yo, my 240 does the quarter in 4.83 @ 87.48.

NICO Tows Cars and then shoves the keys up your a** and says buy a better car.

Hi, my name is Jacko and I put my face on the side of my truck and I look like a ferry.

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Ridding the Highway of Ricers, One Phart-can at a time!!

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"Not surprisingly, Greg has keys to every car made, and looks like a character from Fat Albert."

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I thought you were still putting together a prize package or something for the winner?? I didn't bug you about it because I thought you had too much on your plate..

Congrats TBW!!


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NICO....We would love to have your Honda on our bed.


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14 second Honda's need some way of getting home after they break.

In Russia, cars tow Nico!

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"Internationally known to tow the trash right out of town"

Sent you an email Gabe

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some body has to!!!

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Dees heur are sum crinkle cut french fries.

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"Boss"

"Yeah Bubba"

"We got a problem"

"What's the problem Bubba?"

"You told me to go the the interstate and tow a fast, good looking Honda"

"Yeah....what's the problem"

"I have been driving around town for hours and I can't find one anywhere"




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after Nico lost his towing business, he turned to stealing cars and killing the people who wronged him.

i feel like only people who've plated grand theft auto four will understand...

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And in racing news today, NICO, a club for Nissan and Infiniti owners had to buy their own tow truck. NICO members have been winning so many cars on PINKS, the club decided it was necessary to have their own tow truck to carry the vehicles home.

And in other news.....The Honda club has had to buy their own taxi cab.


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We have a winner!!!! Wait, no we don't . Come on people! where are the other 462 G forum Members?Does no one want a fantastic prize?

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Greg buys a Tow truck exclusively for the s-chassis forum.

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"Nico drivers don't let Nico drivers drive drunk."

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Due to the down economy and loss of advertising revenue, Greg purchases a repo business and forces Bex out of the kitchen.

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"And for an outrageous fee, we'll even let you buy your car back from us!"

"Call the number for our giant driver come and pick up your scrap...umm, I mean Honda"

"If you're nice to us, we won't send the retard pictured on our trucks!" ---sorry the last one isn't p.c. - so sue me!!

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"NICO members have to do something with all the extra HP and torque."

"And thats about all he can do!" Said Nico's ex-wife with a nasty look on her face.

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"NICO towing...You know, for the 240sx boys..."

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"Greg's ultimate sleeper"

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HEY s*** HAPPENS!!

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1.) Didn't realize that there was a Car Towing Forum here

2.) Unless you pay for membership, this will be the guy repossessing your G

3.) Since nobody is paying for membership, Nico needs a way make some extra loot

4.) Nico's Towing Service: a G's worst nightmare

5.) What's next, Nico's used G sale lot?

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I just called the number on the side of the truck, and told Nico his logo is terrible...

jardolei
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Poyz this is a HARD one!

but I'll try anyways

- Nico: We tow if your too slow

- We guarantee arrival if you can't!

- We are the cheapest way to get air suspension on your sh!tbox

- Objects on door are faggier than the appear

- Give us your car, your keys, and we'll still screw your a**

Modified by jardolei at 9:41 AM 11/30/2009
Modified by jardolei at 9:41 AM 11/30/2009

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poly? your? if????Dammit thats the second time I've been called a parrot!!!!Whats so hard about my name? ug. Contest over in a few hours!


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