Campaign of Civility

[IBCoupe]

Rainbows and lollipops might rain from the sky if this was tried in a federal election:
Maynard vs. Norman: No name-calling here

[heliochrome85]

Where else but CT could this happen? Freaking white people...

[AppleBonker]

Freaking white people...

[heliochrome85]

i cant remember how he got that beard? I wanna say they glued pubes to his face? or was that jackass?

[AppleBonker]

I think pubes to the face was jackass maybe. It was on an episode of south park too. That was just the result of the best plastic surgery possible if I remember correctly.

[heliochrome85]

oh well. if im lucky one day ill be able to grow a beard as magnificent as that. for the time being im forced to be clean shaven, as to make ti easier to differentiate the hospital staff from the "patients"

[IBCoupe]

That many patients have beards? How do they tell you apart from the clean-shaven patients?

[AppleBonker]

Lack of needles protruding from his body?

[IBCoupe]

...Tariq?

[heliochrome85]

i have peripheral vision.

no, its more like crack heads dont shave.

[IBCoupe]

And these people think you look like a crackhead without a beard? Tariq, I don't think these people are your friends.

[heliochrome85]

sadly, i have not gained their friendship yet.

ill bring a few dollar bills tomorrow with me. see if that changes their tune.

[IBCoupe]

These are medical professionals, right? I've heard anesthesia is very addictive. You can force them to depend on you! Who needs bribery when you've got coercion?

[heliochrome85]

haha.

the only person i need to force to depend on me is my future wife. i think ill manage if i dont happen to become best friends with these people.

[IBCoupe]

Or your wife.

[heliochrome85]

i need someone who knows obediance. My options are either middle east, south east asian catalog wife, or adopteddaughterwife like Woody Allen.

[AppleBonker]

You mean you don't have an arranged marriage? Sacrilege!