Well, a quick update. I tried the spray down the TB and it did pick up some RPMs while spraying so it seems to be a fuel issue. I scoured the "universe" trying to find the right MAF and none seem to exist.

Everyone is out of stock/backordered/Etc. I've tried several JY's over the past few months and can't find the right one. Funny thing happened while doing this. I drove around for a while to heat everything up to temp. While idling, I removed the aircleaner cover, the RPMs dropped. Put the cover back on, blipped the throttle and the idle recovered. Remove the cover and the RPMs dropped again. It's a new air filter so I can't see why that would matter except that without any inlet restrictions, there's more air coming in and the MAF is not compensating. Just a wild guess.
Good News: During my searches, I found the place that remanufactures them and they're only 20 minutes away.
Bad News: They don't deal directly with the public so I have to go through a dealer.
Good News: They referred me to one.
Bad News: They don't have any in stock either.
Good News: I can send them mine for a rebuild.
Bad News: Shipping to dealer, then to the "remanufacturer", then back to the dealer then back to me could take a couple of weeks.
Good News: I was able to arrange paying the dealer, who emailed me the paperwork so I could drop it off personally. Took it there this morning.
More Good News: It will be ready tomorrow.
So it'll be done tomorrow. I'll either break out the Champagne or the torch.