So I got this email in my mailbox and I think every gullible fruit should read this and do it... because it came in the email with no works cited so its completely trustworthy.
BUY AS MUCH GAS AS YOU CAN ON MAY 20TH. IF EVERYONE BUYS AT LEAST 50 GALLONS OF GAS ON THAT DAY IT WILL CAUSE THE GAS COMPANIES TO MAKE SO MUCH MONEY THAT THEY'LL TIP THE SCALES AND GO ALL THE WAY BACK TO BEING POOR. IT'S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN. IF ALL 256 MILLION AMERICANS, THAT'S INCLUDING BABIES AND THE POOR HOMELESS WHO DON'T HAVE CARS BUT JUST LIVE IN THEM, BUY GAS ON MAY 20TH THE GAS COMPANIES (NOT OIL COMPANIES) WILL MAKE 45 INFINITY BILLION TRILLION INFINITY DOLLARS. SINCE THIS NUMBER IS MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS PROPOSES THAT THE OIL COMPANIES WILL CATCH ON FIRE AND EXPLODE INTO NOTHINGNESS.
IF YOU PASS THIS ONTO 10 PEOPLE IN 23 1/2 SECONDS YOU WON'T GET A SCORPION THROWN AT YOUR FACE BY THE INVISIBLE HAND OF GOD. THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS. OH AND ON ANOTHER NOTE PLEASE SEND MONEY TO MY PAYPAL ACCOUNT AT [email protected]. THIS ISN'T A SCAM, I AM MERELY THE MESSENGER OF PEACE AND LIBERATION OF OUR RIGHTS TO BUY GAS AT A LOWER PRICE AND TO GIVE THE SHAFT TO THE OIL COMPANIES.. BECUASE ITS THEIR FAULT AND ONLY THEIR FAULT BECAUSE NOBODY CARES TO ACTUALLY KNOW THE TRUTH, RATHER WE SHALL ALL GO ON HEARSAY AND RUMORS! BE PATRIOTIC! BE AMERICAN! GIVE INTO THE DRIVEL OF RANDOM EMAILS!
Screw you guys.
Buy 1201230 gallons of May 20th!
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