Busted Front Pax Seat - Permanent Gangster Lean

[oldmako]

Sup Yo?

I was chillin' in the pax seat with a big fat spliff and a quart of the Colt. The 24 subs were thumping and the resulting harmonics were rattling the trunk lid good. My love child was piloting my ride down the interstate and all was sublime. I then decided that my life was in imminent danger from rival gang gunfire. I reclined my seat into the full gangster lean position to shield my head from random and/or intentional violence. Once we transited the dangerous turf I attempted to raise my seat back into the upright & uptight position. The mofo responded for about 3 seconds and then just gave up. It will go back down, but it will not come back all the way up. Perhaps a third of the travel or so.

As you may imagine, this has caused me intolerable grief and angst. Because of my mental state, I have contracted shingles, swollen adenoids and my hair is falling out. What's a homie to do in this prostrate position to remedy his dysfunctionality?


Modified by oldmako at 11:03 AM 7/20/2009

[qship96]

Check for knives,shanks,hair picks, or a tube of Jerri curl stuck in the seat tracks????

[maxnix]

Periscope or remote camera and monitor.

[paranoidjack]

Just motors and rails, see what ain't right!

[oldmako]

The affliction manifested itself during a trip to the aerodrome. The aeroplane took me far from the car. As this is the case I have so far done zero diagnostics on the malady but will dive into that mofo upon my return from space. I posted this just on the off chance that someone had run into the same problem. Hopefully it's just a spent cartridge or roach clip mucking up the works and will become obvious once I get my schnoze in there.

Homie hates workin' on the car when it's 95 degrees out.