Bushisms found here.

Post by **rn79870** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:44 am

Here are a few of my favorite.

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, '"Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."GW.

"I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country”GW

"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself."GW

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."GW

Post by **rn79870** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:11 am

A few more...all by GW.

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." —

"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."

"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you."

"My plan reduces the national debt, and fast. So fast, in fact, that economists worry that we're going to run out of debt to retire."

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."

"Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!"

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

Post by **Rick Damone Jr** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:18 pm

Keep making fun of your own president.......

You liberals dont understand that hes supposed to be a president, not a public speaker. He also graduated from a school that none of you could even get into.

Bush > liberals

Post by **rn79870** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:53 pm

I think the President isn't as good as he used to be. He had a good exit strategy for Viet Nam, why not Iraq?

Post by **Cold_Zero** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:38 pm

Rick Damone Jr wrote:Keep making fun of your own president.......

You liberals dont understand that hes supposed to be a president, not a public speaker. He also graduated from a school that none of you could even get into.

Bush > liberals

Rick,I would highly encourage you to read the sub forum rules again. Which can be located here:zerothread/320940

While I voted for President Bush (twice), getting into a school and even graduating from said school does not necessarily make you a scholar. I would also point out even though one may not have attended fine institutions like Yale and Harvard, it doesn't mean that you got any more or less of an education than the President of the United States.

Right or wrong, our country has had a rich history of poking fun at our presidents. Just look at Saturday Night Live or recently Frank Caliendo.

Post by **audtatious** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:37 am

rn79870 wrote:I think the President isn't as good as he used to be. He had a good exit strategy for Viet Nam, why not Iraq?

Ooof, that's COLD

Post by **pflicht** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:36 pm

But SOOO tru

Post by **ILoveMyRHS13** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:49 am

It's not like we can just straight up leave Iraq... They still need time to establish their own government and defense system, etc.

Post by **joe603** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:02 am

Taken from my little calender of "stupidest things ever said".

Bush and bad grammer: "This is historic times."

Here's another: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

Finally, the Pentagon description of Titan II nuclear missile: "A very large potentially disruptive re-entry system"

Post by **Sentientbydesign** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:03 pm

Why do I think that GW got into a prestigeous school because of his last name and the money that came with it?

Better stated, if GW had to go to a university on academic scholarship, would he have graduated, been accepted, become a janitor?

I had a professor at the local community college (I attended) that also taught at UC Riverside (where I currently work). He taught the same courses at both, but told us (The CC students) that he made earning an A harder for us. We all asked why? His response was this: The UCR kids pay a lot of money to get their grades.

This is coming from a PhD with dual tenure who still works with NASA on Gamma Ray technology.

Did the Bushman get that great of an education? Or did daddy pay his way through with generous donations?

Post by **rn79870** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:07 pm

His daddy was Skull and Bones, and I think GW was too. If you are S & B you pretty much have it made.

Here is an interesting read if you are not aware of Skull and Bones.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skull_and_Bones

Post by **audtatious** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:22 pm

joe603 wrote:Taken from my little calender of "stupidest things ever said".

Bush and bad grammer: "This is historic times."

Pot, meet kettle...

It's spelled grammar

Post by **Sentientbydesign** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:32 pm

audtatious wrote:
Pot, meet kettle...

It's spelled grammar

You're mean, Matt. He's just the forum Mod.

Post by **rn79870** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:09 pm

In the interest of fair and impartial snark, I offer a picture of Obama.

The 3AM phone call

And of course, GW.

Post by **rn79870** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:12 pm

Post by **audtatious** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:47 pm

ROFL...

All good

Post by **Sentientbydesign** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:24 pm

I'm moving out of the country. This place is getting to the point where it's a joke to consider it the best country to live.

Many liberties are being revoked. The politicians are so caught up in the web they wove that nothing positive ever gets done, or if it does, it's some handicapped version of what it should be. Our president and candidates for president are a woman who couldn't keep her man (probably because she looks and acts like one), a "minority" who's a member of a church that supports AFRICA-The mother land in a very Islam-esque manner, and McCain who I don't have any dirt on, but plenty of others have stated issues with.

Mexico is starting to look really tempting...Oh ****, I can't go down there because we ****ed up border policy. DAMN!

Post by **HashiriyaS14** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:05 pm

rn79870 wrote:"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."

George Orwell would have a field day with this.

Post by **smockers83** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:30 pm

rn79870 wrote:And of course, GW.

Whoever PSed this one did not do a very good job. Look closely and I think you'll find it. If you're gonna spoof something up, its definitely one thing the person should have thought about.

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