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LongBeachCoupe
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quick_shift wrote:
LongBeachCoupe wrote:Remove posters with profanity please, or i will delete the post all together!

PG-13 PEOPLE!
does that include yours?
Lol


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LongBeachCoupe wrote:You dont find someone rolling an office chair to the driveway for a pic infront of the car is comical?
No, I think you posted it because it involved you, not because it was funny I also like how you still post insinuations of why you might be better at this than me. Its cool, no one sees the insecurities

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LongBeachCoupe
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Better at what than you, im not the person saying the stuff (sometimes i am)... its just copy paste!

Blake, your better than me in everything! (other than wheel size and interior lighting lol)

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The l33th41 original raised A/C


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quick_shift
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this made me laugh bc its so true
adidas2go wrote:
This is not T9 on your cell phone buddy. Post legibly please.

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LongBeachCoupe
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itsjustbusiness wrote:lol doc your credability is off the charts my friend! (refering to adksalad's post) lol you could tell people that the sky was green and they'd believe you

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LongBeachCoupe wrote:Better at what than you, im not the person saying the stuff (sometimes i am)... its just copy paste!

Blake, your better than me in everything! (other than wheel size and interior decorating lol)

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ESP wrote:If they dyno numbers can back it up though, I'll be all over it like a donkey on a waffle!
Even better...this one had me

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[QUOTE=Robs_altima]Yeah.... I'd agree but it's like a mom with an ugly baby, I have to like them. \/QUOTE]

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{WBK}Viper wrote:The other day I sat in my wifes car with the whole fam sitting therewaiting while I stared blankly at the dash trying to figure out whatto do. Then my wife said..."try the key dummy"....I said, "how primitive."

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Gotta thread jack a bit here, cause I figured this was the best place to post this. Check out this van I saw on the road yesterday. Funny thing was it was about 70 degrees outside and the gas generator was definitely running (I could smell it).


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rjdmmfl1 wrote:
Rolling Estonian wrote:Hey Caboose despite what these others have been posting you are welcome here, it's a free Country right?
wait, are you talking about the US or CANADA...lol

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AppleBonker wrote:
I've had a few people in my back seat since I've purchased this car. Most of them have complained that they may have an involuntary bowel movement. Definitely makes the system worth while.

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This is a pic of maxentrophy that the photoshop god was kind enough to make.
mcheddadi wrote:

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Tommy: wrote: i have so much junk in my trunk
maxentropy wrote:Eventually we will perfect induction charging technology to the point that our key fobs will recharge just being inside the car.

5 years later they will find out that the device causes brain cancer.

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wrote:I'm sorry but this thread is just plain stupid. If you titled this let's see different 2.5 engine bays, then it would make sense. BUt other than the engine bay, the cars look identical... short of the lack of tirn signals on the side mirrors! Also, since the majority of the 2.5s have their car debadged (for reasons only they know) then you don't even get the display of the 2.5 badge, further making this thread all the more pointless!!!

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i agree as a 2.5er


idk i thought it was pretty funny

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marlin29311 wrote: Blake had to b***h slap mcheddadi all the way from the middle of nowhere on a boat...

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CanadianCoupe wrote:Nissan's are more reliable, have better resale, and will give you a much better chance of getting laid than any Hyundai.

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mcheddadi wrote:
lol damn right haha ha ha!

here's another one my greatest masterpiece

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AZhitman wrote:
Just wait 'til you hit 38. After 15 minutes, it's numb, and you'll throw your back out trying to "finish up".
dangeris wrote:
Speak for yourself AZ, but I'm I'm 42 this year and it's still harder than Chinese arithmetic!

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mcheddadi wrote:
low boobs is the new gold standard, the lower it is, the bigger it is, the better it is. you have to understand that guys think about the "usability" of boobs and boobs that are stuck to a girl like glue are far less "usable" that the ones you saw on that animated gif. in 5 years her boobs are going to be even more user friendly

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LongBeachCoupe wrote:And before any of you guys start plotting these dumb ideas...

Adidas is still a staffer, and isnt being removed from staff just because hes "out defending the country".... We look forward to Adidas' return as soon as hes done teaching foreigners around the globe how to dance to the Y-M-C-A

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cfrank467 wrote:Lol I can't believe this thread, it's almost like a comedy hour.

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EZcheese15 wrote:
Girls in lingerie = ok with NSFW tagNaked dude with a stick up his butt = not ok
Bmore-coupe wrote:just for the record, for those who did not see(you just made me look really bad),there was no insertion and it was hilarious. (not sure if that made it sound better or not)

we will not speak of this alleged "stick in butt" again

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onelonelyanime wrote:Whats up! I met LBC today at the hand car wash. Pretty nice guy. At first I was like why is this guy just comming up to my car? roll up windows!!...lol I found out about this. I just bought my altima coupe almost 2 weeks ago. 3.5 V6 (6 speed) ah thnk you. I really want to go to allllll the meets and meet cool people who love this car as much as I do. Can anyone tell me when the next meet is. Ill go to the small ones and the big ones. thank you everyone.
Ferguson wrote:I think what you meant was: http://www.myspace.com/animeandstars

You met LBC at the hand wash.... hmmm.... nope, gonna leave it there....

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toxik wrote:put a +1 for surman, he's bringing his blow-up doll

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LongBeachCoupe wrote:They typically get driven btwn 20-25 hours a day for 2 years straight on some of the toughest terrain in the country.

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mcheddadi wrote:
love VWs, I have a 2000 beetle lol.

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rjdmmfl1 wrote:
Dangeris you MOTHERPHUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here I am trying to support you and your car, I click on the picture and you RICK ROLL ME!!!! you bastard


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