Bumper Stickers

[EZcheese15]

17. Your dog loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an *******.



16. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."



15. The proctologist called...they found your head.



14. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.



13. Save your breath..You'll need it to blow up your date.



12. Your ridiculous opinion has been noted.



11. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.



10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.



9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.



8. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people

"Everybody But Me."



7. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.



6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.



5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.



4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.



3. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out

by itself.



2. Hang up and drive!!



AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE!!



1. Welcome to America...now speak English!!!

[MaineExport]

HAhaha!!!

Amen, EZ! Nice job!

[ninjak84]

Haha, some of those are great!Teckademics sent me one that said "STREET RACING IS NOT A CRIME".I wouldn't put it on my car, but it went on my school binder

[theTony]

I think number 8 is my favorite!

[Anand]

My favorites are 8, 6, and 3!!

LOL I think I am going to get one of those on my plate holder!

[UncleBen]

those are sweet. i love readin funny bumper stickers. wouldn't put any on my car, but i like reading them anyway.

[miteymax86]

Where were all these when I posted my Bumper Sticker thread like a month ago? Wouldn't put one on my car, but nonetheless they are amusing.New favorite: SAND HAPPENS

[EZcheese15]

Where were all these when I posted my Bumper Sticker thread like a month ago? Wouldn't put one on my car, but nonetheless they are amusing.New favorite: SAND HAPPENS

I just got these in a forward the other day...that's why I didn't post them a month ago

[miteymax86]

You are thusly forgiven.Let no one say that I am without compassion, as indeed I am a righteous and just ruler!

[burgy240]

Nice. I love 8!!

[Bubba1]

Those were great. How about#18. My kid beat up your Honor Student

[BB Turbo]

That was pretty funny, I liked num. 8 13 and 6

[RYNO_s13]

My Favorite of all time was a variation of miteymax's sig. "Beauty is only a lightswitch away. Unfortunately, ugly glows in the dark

[lessthanjakejohn]

uh please clue me in on the "sand happens" one. :rolleyes

[miteymax86]

One day, you'll meet a special lady and you'll find out about the "Sand Happens" incident in the event you find a beach anyway, being in Texas that shouldn't be too hard

[4cefed]

I've seen a few good ones:

"Discourage inbreeding, ban country music."

"Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires."

(On a Triumph at a hillclimb.) "The parts falling off this car are of the highest Brittish craftsmanship."

[MasterMan]

haha i like 6 and 5 gr8 stuff... haha