Bring it phoon, you don't scare me!

[themadscientist]

So I have two typhoons bearing down on my little rock protruding from the ocean, bea-u-ti-ful.

While everyone is hunkered down I will be at work caretaking a 150 hotel filled with guests alone for probably two days. I expect the power to go out soon in the festivities so don't miss me too much. If I get kilt, I just wanted to say, I always hated you people.

http://www.typhoon2000.ph/

[alms24sebring]

Your phoons act weird. We are getting a weak one but I was hoping it would be stronger and crash the Republican Convention in Flo-rida. Talk about a God-send lol

[numbnuts240]

kilt

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B-r3ASxdck[/youtube]

[audtatious]

Hunker down. I love you

[themadscientist]

No Scotchtoberfest? My a** there ain't! If I was home there would be.

[BusyBadger]

You can keep the Laphroaig, but I'll be more than happy to help you with the Cragganmore and Talisker...and I'll bring a bottle of 'Morangie 18 and some Lagavulin just so's I'm adding something to the kitty.

If you lose power in the hotel you should host an impromptu drift competition in the lobby with the luggage carts. Stay safe.

[nissangirl74]

If you lose power in the hotel you should host an impromptu drift competition in the lobby with the luggage carts. Stay safe.

Stay safe, love.

[Ace2cool]

Don't die, Mad. I wouldn't like that very much.

[Mr1der]

god, I need to drink more scotch. I think I'm gonna go stare at the selection while my friend works the counter at a nice little liquor store in town. (she's 5'5" and all of 95 pounds, I don't like letting her close up by herself any)

THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE OF TMS CARRYING AROUND AN IRON BOAT ANCHOR AND A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH!

Also, damn Japan and China loving Scotch and Jameson and good bourbons. They're driving up the prices on the good aged stuff like crazy.

[PapaSmurf2k3]

Post made by a friend of mine to the weather channel about the hurricane:

To your reporters on television: there is a name for the land mass y'all keep referring to as "in between New Orleans and Mobile.". It's called "Mississippi".

[themadscientist]

The thing hung around for a whole day and went from a Cat4 to a Cat1 after it passed. yeah, p****, get out of here with that weak s***! That bush in the front yard you tipped over says you hit like a girl.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QERKjxrmymM[/youtube]