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Chain wants to make 'breastaurant' legit

A Texas restaurateur has trademarked the term, hoping to stake a claim on a booming industry.

The owner of Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill thinks the word "breastaurant" has potential, and he has trademarked it through the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. Now Doug Guller's company has the exclusive right to use the term.

Guller wants to "take back the derogatory term," writes CultureMap Houston. The Texan wants to turn it from the snicker-inducing insult once lobbed at Hooters into something a chain can be proud of.

Instead of hiding behind the wink-wink, aren't-we-clever names used by such competitors as Twin Peaks, Canz and the pioneering Hooters, Guller is taking a direct route by trademarking the portmanteau. Bikinis is now the only "breastaurant" -- snicker all you want.

These female-focused chain restaurants became surprisingly popular during the recession, while more traditional business, such as Darden Restaurants' (DRI +0.14%) Red Lobster, have struggled. Even as consumers lost jobs and sharply limited their budgets, the likes of Tilted Kilt and Bone Daddy's found a thriving business. Even at the recession's worst, Hooters still brought in almost $1 billion a year in revenue, ABC News reports. But Hooters is losing business to new competition, and sales fell 4% last year.

The formula for all of them is the same: beer, cheap food and waitresses in revealing outfits.

"It's not necessarily salads for women," Drew Neisser of Renegade Marketing Group told ABC News. "It's finding what a 24-year-old or (25-year-old) would consider really fun and a cool place for them to go."
He'll probably make a few bucks in 10 years or so when the term becomes an industry standard.


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After eating there, I'll bet they're hoping you'd say "Thanks for the mammaries"...

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Hmm interesting. I see this taking off very quick.

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Oh gee lets make restaurants themed on pairing two words that have similar middle letters and it'll take off eventually.

They must think we're morons. This premise is actually successful because it has nothing to do with the term "breastaurant", obviously. I feel stupid just saying the term.

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Dattebayo wrote:Oh gee lets make restaurants themed on pairing two words that have similar middle letters and it'll take off eventually.

They must think we're morons. This premise is actually successful because it has nothing to do with the term "breastaurant", obviously. I feel stupid just saying the term.
You sound "udderly" annoyed...

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HAHAHA!

Cant complain with a high class Hooters. When you get to level 21 you can go to strip clubs.

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I'm annoyed because it's not like he was the first to think of the word. Children combine words like that for fun.

And with that, I'm done. :)

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Dattebayo wrote:I'm annoyed because it's not like he was the first to think of the word. Children combine words like that for fun.

And with that, I'm done. :)
So you feel he's MILKING another chain's idea? ;) j/k

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I was in a Tilted kilt restaurant the other day. It's a little classier, the attire is Wayy more attractive then orange pants and an outdated cartoon owl. Think schoolgirl meets kilted Irish chick. The food is good as well. We don have any twin peaks up north this far so I can't compare that one. The term breastaurant just sounds silly

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Bubba1 wrote:After eating there, I'll bet they're hoping you'd say "Thanks for the mammaries"...
Bubba1 wrote: You sound "udderly" annoyed...
Bubba1 wrote: So you feel he's MILKING another chain's idea? ;) j/k
You're on fire today, Joel!

"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at Lake Titicaca. Try to make a joke out of that, Mr. Smart Guy."
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frapjap wrote:
"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at Lake Titicaca. Try to make a joke out of that, Mr. Smart Guy."
Lake Titicaca? :chuckle:

Ok. As far as this thread goes, I'm not ready to "NIP it in the BUTT...er..bud."

badadump...crash!!!

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Ended that on a crowd stander.

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frapjap wrote:
Bubba1 wrote:After eating there, I'll bet they're hoping you'd say "Thanks for the mammaries"...
Bubba1 wrote: You sound "udderly" annoyed...
Bubba1 wrote: So you feel he's MILKING another chain's idea? ;) j/k
You're on fire today, Joel!

"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at Lake Titicaca. Try to make a joke out of that, Mr. Smart Guy."
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I wanted to comment with something along the lines of leaving "just the tip", but Im much too hungover to be witty right now. Well done sir.

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I don't see how they can trademark a word that my radio station DJ's have been using for around 2yrs. They keep talking about opening up their own breastaurant with girls in nylons. I wouldn't think you could trademark a well known, or often used word.

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Looneybomber wrote:I don't see how they can trademark a word that my radio station DJ's have been using for around 2yrs. They keep talking about opening up their own breastaurant with girls in nylons. I wouldn't think you could trademark a well known, or often used word.
If they don't apply for trademark status they're SOL.

As far as common terms being trademarked Marvel and DC Comics jointly claim the trademark to "super hero" and "superhero", and Games Workshop is trying to do something similar.

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BusyBadger wrote:
Looneybomber wrote:I don't see how they can trademark a word that my radio station DJ's have been using for around 2yrs. They keep talking about opening up their own breastaurant with girls in nylons. I wouldn't think you could trademark a well known, or often used word.
If they don't apply for trademark status they're SOL.

As far as common terms being trademarked Marvel and DC Comics jointly claim the trademark to "super hero" and "superhero", and Games Workshop is trying to do something similar.
Oh I wasn't trying to say that the DJ's were entitled to the trademark since they used it, because they didn't make it up, only stole it from other news/economics articles. But as you point out, common place or not, I guess anything can be trademarked?

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Trademark or not, the fact is that they are NOT America's only "breastaurant". They're a bunch of douchebags who stole a commonly used term and tried to be all slick like no one is noticing.


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