Brain cells needed

[RagingPanda]

Can someone put some sense into my friend's head for me. He told me that he knows someone with an 99 Honda Accord that can puts out 500HP. wtf... Now tell me. How much money will you need to put on that number(engine, labor, parts, etc), and he sold the car just because his gf didn't like it.Now he's planning to buy a Skyline. I told him that the Skyline is pretty pricey so he told me that he'll get an old skyline. Can anyone tells me how much does the oldest skyline cost? TOns of BS after one and another.

[Rex]

http://www.skylinegtr.com/STOCKLIST.html

[IvoryJ30t]

on behalf of the entire "dont be a dumbass" society, beat the piss out of him.

when you have a 500 hp car, no matter what the make, you dont sell it because your girlfriend doesnt like it. you tell her to shut the **** up.

[IvoryJ30t]

oh, and after you have beaten him, tell him you bet him 500 dollars he isnt going to get a skyline.

[Turb0wned]

lol tell her like it is

[Turb0wned]

i think he need a dog collar so his gf can walk him

[IvoryJ30t]

ha, that $18k doesnt get you a rb26.

[BuudWeizErr]

I only have one thing to say.

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

Tell him to prove it with engine pics, dyno charts and timeslips with a clear 1/4 mile MPH and that will shut us all up.

[RagingPanda]

THANK YOU ALL!! As a friend I was holding my anger and rage to tell him those things but I guess he's at a new level of stupidity where everything is possible. HAHAHA

[BadMojo]

Can someone put some sense into my friend's head for me. He told me that he knows someone with an 99 Honda Accord that can puts out 500HP. wtf... Now tell me. How much money will you need to put on that number(engine, labor, parts, etc), and he sold the car just because his gf didn't like it.

500 HP...that's got to be at least 10 large stickers and a big fart can.

Anyway, I too call bull**** on this one.

[IvoryJ30t]

there probably regular stickers.

if they were super JDM ultra light stickers with hyper adhesive glue it would be 650 hp at the wheels.

[nametakennow]

If those stickers on stuck on with NAWWWSS, however, it would be at least 750whp.

[Mr1der]

but dear lord what if he had the stickers ON the nos bottle!! that's like 3 million hp!

[Touchdown038]

That's almost as funny as a guy on my floor telling me that back home, they built a 600HP Honda, NATURALLY ASPIRATED.

Needless to say, I laughed my *** off at him, especially when he said he didn't have pictures or anything of it.