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Mon Aug 30, 2004 3:22 am
haha..your suspension would start distorting at high speeds...your car starts to creak and crackle...your linear actuators fade in and fade out like a bose display until the finally die giving your car a dropped down dopey low-rider look.. Also you will need a special bose adapter to retrofit the suspension with any aftermarket springs/struts.. when you call up support, they will charge a flat fee to fix something they already knew was a design flaw due to poor reliability engineering.. the first person to figure out the solution will start a website named bosesuspensionhelp.com while countless others will try to copy the repair and try to talk you into spending gobs of money to upkeep a piece of unreliable garbage which looks good for the first couple of rides, but fails miserably in execution over time. Your suspension will also display the error messages that end with the words "err" while you try to remove battery power hoping it will go away, or some fancy, new fangled reset mechanism that involves hood pin switches, turning the key in the ignition x number of times, rolling down windows and hitting the lock/unlock door button a certain number only to start all over due to a missed step.....