uh yeah, we were bored....this started with me looking through work's (Autozone) website for a rebuild kit for my engine, when it asked me if it was an 8 or 12 valve motor....wtf
UTWarrenG: hey there never was an 8 valve motor in the 240s was there!?!?!?tstraling02: hrmtstraling02: 12 valves right?UTWarrenG: that's what i thought all of them wereUTWarrenG: stupid autozone computer asks if it's an 8valve or 12 valve motortstraling02: wtfUTWarrenG: http://www.autozone.com/servle...ync=4tstraling02: "there is a problem with our system"UTWarrenG: wtftstraling02: :-(tstraling02: link no workUTWarrenG: ok just go to autozone.comtstraling02 signed off at 12:32:11 PM. tstraling02 signed on at 12:32:30 PM. tstraling02: pos trillian!UTWarrenG: then put in a '90 240, and search for engine kit, then go to page 3, and click on engine kit (master)UTWarrenG: it'll cost me about $505 through workUTWarrenG: :-\UTWarrenG: gotta see if i can find it cheapertstraling02: mines a dohc thoUTWarrenG: mine's SOHCUTWarrenG: but i KNOW it's 12 valvetstraling02: hehetstraling02: prolly liketstraling02: 1 intake 2 exhuast per cylUTWarrenG: i saw that 8 valve option and was like uh...wtftstraling02: hehetstraling02: maybe its for liketstraling02: 2.0 litertstraling02: ka20eUTWarrenG: no b/c it says it's for the 2.4Ltstraling02: hrmmmmtstraling02: maybe some people remove the other valves.tstraling02: :-)UTWarrenG: hahaUTWarrenG: weight reduction!!!tstraling02: loltstraling02: I DONE TOOK MY KA24DE AND CUT OFF THEM FIRST TWO CYLINDERS>> YALL DONT NEED EMUTWarrenG: hahahahatstraling02: THEN I DONE ALSO TOOK OUT A CAM SHAFT CAUSE YALL IS CRAZY FOR HAVING THAT MANY.. THATS LOT OF UNSPRUNG WEIGHTtstraling02: :-)UTWarrenG: i took off 3 of tEh brakes!!!those rotors are heavy as **** and u dont need tehm!!!!tstraling02: yeststraling02: insteadtstraling02: we do my master plantstraling02: midgets with stickststraling02: and they stick them in uyr spokes when u push the buttonUTWarrenG: yes!tstraling02: INDEED!!UTWarrenG: take out the WHOLE motor and put in rabbits in cages....pushing the gas lowers a carrot, and the rabbits run!UTWarrenG: the car is powered!UTWarrenG: don't even have to pay for fuel!tstraling02: thats so awesomeUTWarrenG: just buy a new carrot twice a weektstraling02: AND WE ALL KNOW RABBITS REDUCE THE WEIGHT OF UR CARUTWarrenG: yes!UTWarrenG: til they reproduce:-\tstraling02: BECAUSE RABBIT HAIR IS LIGHTER THANT STEEL SO IT COUNTER BALANCES ITtstraling02: FOR E VERY 50 LBS OF STEEL ONE RABBIT CREATS -1500 LBS OF WEIGHTSUTWarrenG: hahahahatstraling02: SOON UR CALL WL LFLY ITH 10 RABBITS!!!UTWarrenG: !!!UTWarrenG: within a week my 2 rabbit power car will have 10 rabbit power!UTWarrenG: 200 BRPtstraling02: omg thats hotUTWarrenG: RABBIT POWERtstraling02: how much torquetstraling02: and omgtstraling02: it wll have VTECUTWarrenG: !!!tstraling02: because you will lower a BIGGER carrottstraling02: at 5k rpmtstraling02: and then the rabbits will gotstraling02: HOLY ****tstraling02: GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGGOUTWarrenG: no, a second carrot!UTWarrenG: go go gadget carrot!!!tstraling02: lolUTWarrenG: supercharged bunny...hook up a fan to blow air at the rabbit so it sucks more in and can run faster!UTWarrenG: make it an electric fan though!UTWarrenG: so it doesn't run off of the bunny's wheelUTWarrenG: and steal power from the wheelststraling02: loltstraling02: ooohhhtstraling02: awd?UTWarrenG: no, 1 wheel drive!just the rear driver's sidetstraling02: ohtstraling02: SUPER BURN OUT DRIFTING?UTWarrenG: yes!UTWarrenG: andUTWarrenG: for limited slipUTWarrenG: add in a slider stick that you can use to push the second bunny over to a different wheel that powers the other back wheel!tstraling02: sweetUTWarrenG: that way if you slip you can push that bastard over to power the other wheel!tstraling02: what about super hicasUTWarrenG: N/AUTWarrenG: it's added weight!tstraling02: niceUTWarrenG: i think tires are unnecessary too....no, instead...we don't need wheels...too heavy....just find a way to bolt the tires straight to the cv shafttstraling02: umtstraling02: duhtstraling02: strong?tstraling02: we'll make a mesh wheel out of stringUTWarrenG: or we could get rims with 2 bunny ears as spokes to show our rabbit power!tstraling02: stringUTWarrenG: yes!!!tstraling02: not strongtstraling02: stringtstraling02: heheUTWarrenG: STRING!tstraling02: WE WILL LOOP IT BAK AND FORTHtstraling02: ACROSS AND OVERUTWarrenG: bunny eared spokes!UTWarrenG: hehetstraling02: AND IT WILL BE COME CARBON FIBER ALUMINUNIZED STRING WHEELUTWarrenG: ****it...we'll get rid of the rims AND tires...we'll roll around on big rubber band balls!tstraling02: hell yeahtstraling02: juts rubber band the hell out of the brake discUTWarrenG: then we can get rid of shocks/struts too because the ride will be smooth on rubber bands!tstraling02: yesUTWarrenG: more weight reduction!
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