Blonde and her 710

[zozoka1212]

Another good joke. Of corse this is not new but makes me laugh everytime I read it.

710

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other, and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

[joe603]

oldy....but goody!

[SVTCOBRA]

My daughter has blonde hair!

And, she is a state sparring champ (TKD), got a college scholarship and is rite purdy!!! Have I mentioned her before??

Yes, oldie, but goodie.

[zozoka1212]

She loves gitar too.

zozo

[BrandAidDesignG35]

lol My girl is blond, and she's actually pretty good around the engines etc.

She's cleaned out my carb on my bike before And bought me some nice tools... did I mention her before lol

SVT, I see your daughter got the scholarship, did she pursue graphics or new media like you mentioned?

[edge2794]

thats funny ****

[SVTCOBRA]

SVT, I see your daughter got the scholarship, did she pursue graphics or new media like you mentioned?

She is loving life at App State right now! She wants a double major: Graphic Design and Art.

Her passion is painting, but she knows she must pay the bills.(She's already done some cool stuff with graphics: CD cover, Local police dept. child safety logo http://www.huntersville.org/police_21.asp) Before she started school, they told her she could not double major in both Graphic Design and Art, but when she talked to her art professor and showed her some of her stuff, she said she could. But, would take an extra semester. Rachel told her that she already had a semester worth of credit from HS and that she would be a Sophmore in January. I'll have to post one of her latest paintings.

(sorry zozo, you know what happens when I start talking bout my kids!! )

[Tampa G35 Sedan 6MT]

I have a blond at home as well! She does some of the craziest things!

Just 5 min ago she sits up... She is sleeping behind me! and says "So are you still talking to those people from out of state?" Then she is waving her hand in the air kinda like pointing... I start laughing and she is like what is so funny.. I was well you are sleep talking and talking stupid and it makes me laugh... Then she replies with your stupid! and like the flip of a switch she is snoring again and then lays back down!



Got to love the blonds!

And the 710 thing... well i bet she would do the same!

I will have to ask her in the morning!

DJ

[zozoka1212]

(sorry zozo, you know what happens when I start talking bout my kids!! )

Don't be. I know how much you love your family. It is always a pleasure to read your comments about them.



Tampa

You could do couple of good stuff if she sleeps that deep. But again that would be mean. hahahaha

zozo

[Tampa G35 Sedan 6MT]

I got one better.. She just sat up and said i have to get something to drink.... Then she goes into the closet and opens the dresser and says god their is never anything good to drink in here. Then she turns on the tv and back to Snoring for her!

I am like

DJ