Yew!

Orange you ash-amed of yourselves?
Willow you all stop, so that I maple-ease stop groaning? I fir-got how much I don't pine for punny jokes, no matter how poplar they are ... so I butternut encourage you all!
It is berry hard to see how fir this thread wood go ... bay-cause my dogwood be bark-ing if he understood English! If I
had a dog that is ... it is chestnut one of the pets my wife wants.
Ebony one of us has different tastes in jokes, I suppose!
Z