big brothr id watching, uh you order pizza?

[themadscientist]

Not my creation but rather prophetic

This is so close to what is probably going to be happening in 2008that we're not sure how funny this really is!Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your nationalID number?Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order.Operator: I must have your NIDM first, sir.Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's6102049998-45-54610.Operator: Thank you Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 MeadowlandDrive, and the phone number is 494-2366. Your office number over atLincolnInsurance is 745-2302 and your cell number is 266-2566. Email addressis [email protected]. Which number are you calling from sir?Customer: Huh? I'm at home. Where'd you get all this information?Operator: We're wired into the HSS, sir.Customer: The HSS, what is that?Operator: We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. Thiswill add only 15 seconds to your ordering time.Customer: (sighs) Oh well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-MeatSpecial pizzas.Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir.Customer: Whaddya mean?Operator: Sir, your medical records and commode sensors indicate thatyou've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol.YourNational Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice.Customer: What?!?! What do you recommend, then?Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'lllike it.Customer: What makes you think I'd like something like that?Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from yourlocal library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion.Customer: All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids.Your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99.Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number.Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash.Your credit card balance is over its limit.Customer: I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before yourdriver gets here.Operator: That won't work either, sir. Your checking account isoverdrawn also.Customer: Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready.How long will it take?Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick'em up whileyou'reout getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be alittle awkward.Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?Operator: It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so yourcar got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled thetankyesterday.Customer: Well, I'll be a #%#^^&$%^$@#Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got aJuly 4, 2003 conviction for cussing out a cop and another one I seeherein September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at a judge. Ohyes, I see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the StateCorrectional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return tosociety?Customer: (speechless)Operator: Will there be anything else, sir?Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke..Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents usfrom offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibitsthis.

Thank you for calling Pizza Hut

[nismofly]

that would be hilarious, but you know people would probably flip when stuff like this happens, i smell civil war. lol jk

[The Mic]

ah yeah i remember seeing that somewhere on the intarweb

[base9se]

Civil war indeed..I'd be pissed. I'm the customer, give me what I want!

[jdmfreak]

Damn....Better get the guns and swoords ready.

[Mr1der]

meh, I don't see that ever happening to that extent...

if it does, well, reckon I'll have to make like Snake Plisken...

[Drift Machine]

HAHAH, very good. But I don't think people realise just how much of a possibility this is.....

[nsrZ32]

Yikes.....yet another reason to get Digorno (sp?) pizza. "its not delivery" lol