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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGSVYgcy24Q[/youtube]
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What just happened?
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AppleBonker wrote:What just happened?
pants-on-head retarded, that's what.
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what about pants to the ground?
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I love the whitest kids you know. The slow jerk, and What actually happenned to abe lincoln are classics.
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numbnuts240 wrote:pants-on-head retarded, that's what.
:spitout:
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You brown people wouln't get it.... :rolleyes:
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das racist!
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NUH-UH! Ok, well maybe a little...
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Ace2cool wrote:You brown people wouln't get it.... :rolleyes:
i'll cut you.
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cut his pretty little face Holmes!
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again, like many other threads wasnt what i was expecting. was expecting some sort of awesome new mechanized super-dildo.
god dammit.
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sentrastace wrote:was expecting some sort of awesome new mechanized super-dildo.
may i offer an alternative :naughty:
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Something the size of a pinky fails to qualify as "super" in my book.
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AppleBonker wrote:Something the size of a pinky fails to qualify as "super" in my book.
:rotfl

IT'S NOT SMALL. IT IS RELATIVE TO TITO'S HEIGHT! :mad:
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numbnuts240 wrote:
may i offer an alternative :naughty:
:eek: :rolleyes: :lolling:
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LEAVE TITO'S UNDERDEVELOPED WANG ALONE! LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!
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MellowS13 wrote:
AppleBonker wrote:Something the size of a pinky fails to qualify as "super" in my book.
:rotfl

IT'S NOT SMALL. IT IS RELATIVE TO TITO'S HEIGHT! :mad:
I guess you rarely find a large faucet on a small pipe...
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MellowS13 wrote:LEAVE TITO'S UNDERDEVELOPED WANG ALONE! LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!
Looks like that's never been a problem.
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this is addicting
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Some of the whitest kids you know stuff is pretty damn funny
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqq051BU2MY[/youtube] whitest kids you know..pretty funny
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I believe you were watching Nala's final prom date acquisition strategy following his second failed "find-me-a-date" house party. It kinda dances like him. :chuckle:
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bubba and nala sitting in a tree:
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
then comes the baby in a golden carriage!
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MellowS13 wrote:bubba and nala sitting in a tree:
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
then comes the baby in a golden carriage!
More like bubba and Nala's mom. But I'd rather urinate on his SUV...
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Bubba1 wrote:. But I'd rather urinate on his mom...
:eek:
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MellowS13 wrote:
Bubba1 wrote:. But I'd rather urinate on his mom...
:eek:
screw you, i have daydreams about peeing on his mom.

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I thought that it'd be appropriate
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Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don't even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I'll piss on you,
I'll pee on you.
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:spitout: :spitout: :spitout: :spitout:
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