Beware the door-to-door free breast exam guy

[colies97~240sx]

76-year-old Florida man arrested after two women take him up on the offerhttp://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12...=7938

MIAMI - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office, and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.

The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes, and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.

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Jesda what were you doing down in Florida?

[Mr1der]

I'm just a ****in' entrepreneur!

give me a break....

[Jesda]

<-- Only guilty of offering medical services.

[Mr1der]

we should get an office practice...

or better yet.

A BEACH PRACTICE!!!

[JimmyMethod]

Hahahaha.Man, dirty old men are quite inventive...

[nismofly]

they must have a lot of time on their hands

[Mr1der]

I too look forward to retirement.

[nismofly]

1der's going to have 2 credit cards when hes 60, one for viagra, one for everything else

[gabossie]

See, If I tried that **** no one would believe me

[Boostin_S13]

"MIAMI - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said Thursday."

Doesnt that seem a little unfair? He asked if they wanted the exam he didnt force them, They accepted the offer!

[jamied311]

dont blame the guy... blame the dumba$$ women for letting him in and feelin up on them! lol

[nismofly]

exactly

they probably wouldve never figured it out if he had gloves on

[SeVa-S13]

Exactly! He ddidn't say what kind of doctor, or what exactly he was examining for...their assumptions shouldn't condemn him. I'd just be like, "Yep these are indeed bewbz." And dig out before they could say anything.

[nismofly]

"i believe you have a boob here, let me check......by golly it is!....oh, hey! theres another one!"

[PantherRacer]

"i believe you have a boob here, let me check......by golly it is!....oh, hey! theres another one!"

Wait...this ones a siiiiiiiiiide bewb....GIGGIDY!

[Dieselman]

[Badfish]

With a face like this how can you say no?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/a....html

[nismofly]

he looks more like the guy whod come to the door asking about prostate cancer

[Badfish]

Damn you, Smoking Gun, for making me laugh so hard at these things.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/a....html

Fake Cop Nabbed With Naughty Badge

MAY 14--Meet John Lookebill. The 52-year-old Florida man was arrested late yesterday for impersonating a police officer after he attempted to conduct a traffic stop on a female motorist in Hobe Sound. Unfortunately for Lookebill--pictured at right in his booking photo--the woman was a Palm Beach County Sheriff's deputy who quickly realized that he was a fraud. Lookebill, of course, ended up in cuffs, with the real fuzz seizing his Smith & Wesson pistol, ammo, and a flashing light mounted on his 2001 Chevy Suburban. Oh, yeah, they also confiscated a gold badge, a photo of which you'll find below. This nitwit Lookebill apparently fashioned himself some kind of undercover operative. (1 page)

[SeVa-S13]

With the seal of the president no less? Classy.

[Badfish]

With the seal of the president no less? Classy.

Probably left over from the Clinton Era, no doubt.

[PantherRacer]

Awe man. If he didn't pick a cop he might've gotten away with it. He should've pulled over a big breasted blonde.

but he gets the award!