Best Thread Ever!! (kinda safe for work)

[Gaijin]

Seriously... two of these guys have a medal called Teabag Patriot... OMG I just shat myself I LAWL'd so hard.

i saw that too

[Chaotic_Warlord]

I'd join but that could possibly come back to bite me in the a** were anyone to search my IP address. Don't want to be labeled and Enemy of the State b/c I joined a far right-winged religious website to post my opinions of them. That's probably one of those web-sites that is watched by the US Government based on their politico and religious views along with everything else. Scary, and to think people actually wonder why the rest of the world hates this country, they are fine example.

[Mr1der]

<---would throw babies at Palin.

and her daughter.

then leave to go hunting.

[Gaijin]

Just let Greg (or include all the mods) hand them out to the folks they like/dislike.

i vote nala in for King Of Fail.

or Queen, Gregs choice

[skydragoness]

This has lowered my rage levels to normal...

I had a good laugh. Sad part it's not all that far from what some people really think...

[Travisty]

LOL @ Crazy religious nutjobs, satire or not.

[xX RB Xx]

Check out page 36 and 37. They have a good definition for ricers , LOL.

[Rev_D21]

I should join as username 'Satan' and post a bunch of p0rn pics with captions like 'no mulligans'. See if they follow what they preach, they'd have to blind themselves.

[rc1honda]

These guys are hilarious. Funny thing is that even though it's a satire they know biblical Scripture pretty well.

All of there biblical quotes are taken right from the Bible. Then they use them way out of context. Pretty clever people. i bet a lot of them are ex- theology majors and out of work philosophers.

[nissangirl74]

I hope we all like each other because after reading that, I think everyone on NICO is going straight to hell!

[mcheddadi]

I gotta say this : " http://www.landoverbaptist.net members are BAT s*** CRAZY"

I m seriously afraid here....

is it true that there are 100 million people like them , like they say in their weird a** FAQs

http://www.landoverbaptist.net...=4365

damn thats messed up....

plus whats up with the "tm" next to jesus and true christian...thats so retarted...

[mcheddadi]

oh and I just registered and introduced myself there lol

[Justin Duncklee]

Anyone see this one?? :http://www.landoverbaptist.net...14814

^ when it's ok to beat a women??

Quote »sitting around while she scrubs my floors, washes my clothes, polishes my Bible, and so on. However, a few days ago, she burnt my steak, and in response...well, I behaved as any passionate red-blooded heterosexual man would do. My question is: have I gone too far too fast? I know that the sacred responsibility of disciplining a woman is one of the most vital aspects of the Godly Institution of Matrimony, and to engage in this very special act with a woman I'm not actually married to just feels...wrong, really. As an unmarried woman, the young lady I beat senseless is still the property of her father, and to have damaged another Christian man's property...well, it doesn't feel good, I tell you that. So, friends, tell me honestly: by giving a black eye to a woman who doesn't belong to me, have I offended God? [/quote]Quote »On the other hand, large breasts (sorry, JESUS) can cause sexual thoughts in the head of all but the strongest Christian men. (Personally they do not affect me, because I am so close to the LORD I can stare at naked women all day and not feel the slightest tinge of lust or excitement, PRAISE GOD!) Inducing lust is a great way to go to hell.[/quote]HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Modified by Justin Duncklee at 9:45 PM 3/26/2010

[xX RB Xx]

^

[Ar878]

it's satire satire satire satire satire satire satire satire satire but still funny/scary

[mcheddadi]

Anyone see this one?? :http://www.landoverbaptist.net...14814

^ when it's ok to beat a women??

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Modified by Justin Duncklee at 9:45 PM 3/26/2010

beating women?!!! oh gawd.... I could beat my girlfriend if we had an argument but then i'd just hate myself forever. IMO it's like cheating on her and then having her accept it as being NORMAL...

[Dattebayo]

WTF is wrong with you douchebags? Are you retarded or what?

IT'S NOT A SERIOUS SITE.

Seriously, can you fookers actually try to read a whole thread before just posting your half-witted comments in it?

[mcheddadi]

you are a douche...and prove it that its not a real site...you douche

[mcheddadi]

oh shi...

Note: Mouse Over Below for Spoiler Alert:

The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.

from http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html

damn they got active member on the forum with no life perpetrating this fake crap lol

I feel stupid. you are right Dattebayo, I'm a douche...

[Dattebayo]

HA. Now read the threads before posting.

[Beancooker]

If they are serious, that is one f***ed forum.

[themadscientist]

I need to start up a collection to replace the monitor I spit my soda all over.

I have to share this on my political forums!

[Ozzie]

Why is their "mission to Australia" badge represented by a panda.....A FRICKIN PANDA!???!!?

This ain't China......

[G_whizz]

oh shi...

Note: Mouse Over Below for Spoiler Alert:

The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.

from http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html

damn they got active member on the forum with no life perpetrating this fake crap lol

I feel stupid. you are right Dattebayo, I'm a douche...

Yup...must be true cause wakopedia says so

http://en.wakopedia.org/wiki/L...hurch

I just read 50 pages of pure comedy!!

[timay]

Should have known it was a satire site, totally liberal republican bash site, hmm must have been a bunch of those know everything college kids again.

[PyR0NiAk]

Not everything is about sex, that's just an obsession of you. You should spend less time on p0rn sites and more time reading the Holy Bible.

Your obsession with p0rn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at p0rn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see p0rn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .

[PyR0NiAk]

I don't even have a mirror. That's too much like having false idols.

That one's almost sig-worthy.

This entire thread reminds me of Silent Hill..
Modified by PyR0NiAk at 10:54 AM 3/27/2010

[breadbox]

"Now you are saying you would "Love to Beat up Jesus?" Well I can tell you one thing, Our Lord with his manly carpenter muscles would give you a fine thrashing if you had the guts to try it! He could wipe the floor with a hundred pencil neck hell-bound sinners like you. Love to beat up Jesus, I have never seen the like."

Manly Carpenter Muscles> Normal Muscles

Super Soaker Baptism Award. I need one.

[Urabus GodofTraction]

WTF is wrong with you douchebags? Are you retarded or what?

IT'S NOT A SERIOUS SITE.

Seriously, can you fookers actually try to read a whole thread before just posting your half-witted comments in it?

you are a douche...and prove it that its not a real site...you douche

LBC is a fantastic example of trolling for trolls. It makes me laugh. It's also pretty good at catching people so willing to believe the worst in a group of people that they fall for even the most ridiculous setups. Which of course, makes said person no better than the members of the fictional Landover Baptist Church... close-minded ignoramuses, the whole lot.

[Mr1der]

fap?