Best Bug Spray EVER

[gwoods]

I don't like spiders, they don't creep me out I just don't like them. Yesterday I noticed a web in my front porch with a baby lizard, ... LIZARD! hanging in it dead. What spider does that, well last night I am letting the dog out and low and behold there is a giant black widow in the web. All my pesticide is locked up in the shed in the backyard so I run back into the garage and look for something. I found this



One squirt and the spider dropped and died. It did not twitch it did not run it just died. AMAZING. I walked around the front yard and sprayed a roach and cricket withit and it had the same result. Dead in a second or two with no running and kicking. Plus it has a pleasant odor! I am never going to buy raid again!

[alms24sebring]

No dude. This. It does the same insta-kill on all bugs. I like to use it on those bigass camel crickets that swarm my house this time of year. Those little bastards jump all over my feet when I wake up in the middle of the night to piss. It freaks me out and I get piss everywhere. Now you die in 0.712 seconds.

Its only this kind too. No other brake cleaner does the same justice. Unfortunately I cant find it anywhere in any Advanced. They must have stopped making it. Now I need to find an alternate solution.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Guess what exoskeletons are made of? Glucose and calcium. Guess what CLR does? It disolves calcium. Where'd your body go, little earwig? Remember to tell all your still-body-having friends to stay away!

[MellowZ32]

MoD you are one scary vortigaunt!!!

[elwesso]

Hmm and brake parts cleaner doesn't leave any residue and drys instantly.. AND DECREASES!

Brake parts cleaner is one of the best substances on earth.

[alms24sebring]

And deceases? Yes.. Instantly

[Jesda]

B12 > *

[kouki munster]

That is about what I would expect from carb cleaner that says on the can to not get it on painted surfaces. That stuff also burns a little bit when you get it on your skin.

[gwoods]

Mod you remind me of a customer of mine. His company makes acid in very pure concentrations. These acids are used in semi conductor manufacturing. The first time we met he gave me a tour and I saw huge vats of hydrochloric acid I joked that he could get away with murder. Without missing a beat he said the hydrochloric acid will desolve tissue but not bone and pointed to another vat. He said that is fluoridic acid. That one will desolve the rest.

I want to see if the B12 works on scorpions!

[alms24sebring]

Hmm that's a good point about murder..

Other brake cleaners don't even kill ants

[kouki munster]

Hmm that's a good point about murder..

Other brake cleaners don't even kill ants

A torch will, and it will burn away the sent trail that the little bastards follow so that the ones that don't get hit by the torch don't know where the f*** to go.

[alms24sebring]

You were a destructive little devil child as a kid weren't you lol

[kouki munster]

Maybe, but I just really don't like ants especially fire ants, which seems to be the only type of damn ants around my work shop, and the map gas torch is always handy and it always works.(and it is way faster than a magnifying glass )

[frapjap]

Guess what exoskeletons are made of? Glucose and calcium. Guess what CLR does? It disolves calcium. Where'd your body go, little earwig? Remember to tell all your still-body-having friends to stay away!

I am trying this on the spider web in my house when I get home tonight!

[Encryptshun]

Protip: When looking for your mouthwash, don't accidentally grab the bottle of CLR from under the sink.

[frapjap]

Protip: When looking for your mouthwash, don't accidentally grab the bottle of CLR from under the sink.

ProProtip- don't keep mouthwash under the sink. Display that s*** proudly!

[gwoods]

Spidey in her web not the biggest I have seen but she is eating lizards so pretty big



After application of B12



The powder is diatomaceous earth, it is eatable to higher life forms like me and my dog but death to insects. They walk across the powder and get little punctures. If they make it inside they are dead on arrival. If you have bugs you should try diatomaceous earth. It also works on scorpions.

[bigbadberry3]

Sweet! Something called "Berryman"!

[audtatious]

Spraying ammonia on ants will make them smoke.