behold! more things that should not be...

Post by **nomuken** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

Post by **TachyonS14** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

EURO RICE!

Post by **krazy skwerel** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

Thank you know I shall have many a nightmare.

Post by **Mr1der** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

4 mufflers!?!?!?

ahahahhahhahhshhhahahahahaahahahhahahahhaha

I think I crapped my pants!

hahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaah

Post by **SmallBrownSilvia** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

I saw the worst display of rice EVER...Gauranteed, but alas, had no camera to take a picture. It was at the Road America 500 in Elkhart Lake, WI last year. They had a Mazda car show during the races and there was a guy there with a new eclipse... I was watching him paint, with model paint and a model paint brush, the spokes on his wheels red and blue. You could see all the brush strokes. Wait, it gets far worse. He had ricer vents screwed to the hood. Ricer blue and red graffix accross the nice pearl white paint. And the final touch, fart can exhaust... plus one of those dual exhaust tips with LED's inside, bolted to the center of his trunk. Yes, an 8" or so dual exhaust tip jutting out of his trunk. People would walk past the back of his car and just stop in awe of the pure stupidity. It's as if they saw it but their minds were telling them..."It cannot be possible, no man on earth could be that retarded." Yet the proof was right there. The best thing was, once a few people saw it, they told everyone else. Then swarms of people surrounded his car and gazed at the misplaced exhaust tip. He was wiping his car down as dozens of guys walked around it with video cameras to catch the phenomenon on tape. You could see his glow as they surrounded his pimp ride to peep it out, and you could tell he was PROUD! I saw this freak of nature again one day in Milwaukee when driving home from work and, seriously, almost wrecked my car. Again, I had no means of catching the anomaly on film. I have nightmares from time to time. It will forever haunt me what this seemingly normal man did to a brand new car, or any car for that matter. One day I'll capture a glimpse of it on film, or meet another who has already done so. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Post by **SmithSR** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

UK isn't all bad..

Post by **SmallBrownSilvia** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

I don't like that 7 roadster thing. The Elise is sweet, as is the Aston Martin.

Post by **SmithSR** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

Are you at all familiar with that 7 roadster thing? The car is a massive hit, everywhere it's sold.

People compare the Caterham 7 and it's variants to the Porsche 911, in that it(one model line) single-handedly can/is carrying the company on it's shoulders.

Everybody who's driven one, loves it. Power-to-weight to die for. This according to my friend who's lived in Lancashire for 20+ years, and makes it out to at least 2 or 3 trackdays every year.

Check out EVO magazine from Borders, or go to their sitehttp://www.evo.co.uk

Post by **jdmfreak** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

Damn....damn....daaaaaammmmmmnnnn....!!! WTF is wrong with these people? And what the hell is that mostrosity in the 1st pic? Im guessin an Eclipse cuz of the way the hatch is shaped.

SmallBrownSilaia: Why didnt you shout out "You're car ****in sucks!" or somethin like that. The crowds reaction to that would've wiped that smirk off his face. And PLEASE get a pic I wanna see this **** box.

Post by **AZhitman** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

That first car makes me want to hang myself with piano wire.

Post by **nissanrcer240** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

What is the first car?

Post by **AZhitman** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

DSM - Late 90's Eclipse I'm guessing.

Un-freakin-believeable that someone could think that looks cool.

Post by **GEO** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

thsoe would be fine if they had the power to back it up

Post by **jEzTeR** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

LOLI like the guy's expression in that first pic.He looks just as confused as the rest of us.

Post by **jdmfreak** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

Hahaha! I just noticed that.

Post by **TachyonS14** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

jEzTeR wrote:LOLI like the guy's expression in that first pic.He looks just as confused as the rest of us.

Hahahah, nice snipe jEzTeR

Post by **themadscientist** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

The third one is an Opel GT, or was and Opel. There must be 40-50 lbs of fiberglass on that car. They only had 90hp nowhere near enough power to drag around a 5-gallon bucket of bondo. I actually like the first car but only because it's at least something original. The first guy to do something, even something lame gets some points for trying but to copy something lame is grounds for ostricization,,,ostrasization,,,ostra, ah screw it, we make fun of him!:mad:

Post by **SmallBrownSilvia** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

...You know what should not be?...

Post by **StrangeLove** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

Ever play Need for Speed: Underground?

I bet those guys do...

Post by **jdmfreak** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

I do! I just beat it last week. My cars are clean though. None of those God awful kits, vinyl, and wings here.

Post by **skydragoness** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

The person who rices out an 8-series needs to die. DIE. That car is so beautiful stock.

Post by **catty** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

So sad they would turn a beautiful car like that into a piece.

Post by **SmallBrownSilvia** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

What 8 series?

Post by **SmallBrownSilvia** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

Nevermind I just remembered it was behind the 4-muffler Eclipse. I didn't pay much attention the first time thought it was a 3 series. That poor car.

Post by **SeVa-S13** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

That's not just your every day rice, it's the super cool Ferrari 360 wannabe brand of Uncle Ben's! :rolleyes

Post by **jdmfreak** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

Ha didnt even notice tha Beamer.

Post by **SmallBrownSilvia** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

It's hiding because it's ashamed of what it's owner did to it.

Post by **I30T** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

i think that eclipse was on a NFS:Underground commercial i just saw.

in a related story, i'm nauseous.

Post by **tex240** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

why the 8 series those are such classy cars. damn euro trash.

Post by **InstantRice** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:22 pm

as a bmw owner i must state: Riced out 8 series makes baby jesus cry.

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