Be careful what you post about your sig. other on the net.

[AppleBonker]

I saw this on Jalopnik and felt the need to post it here. I'm only a few pages into the thread (it's over 40 pages and fairly epic so far) so I can't really tell if it is legit or not. Either way, it's a fun read (their servers are hosed, sorry if you can't get through):

Uber Pwnage

Ok, since their formus are somewhat borked from the traffic, here's the idea:

I Love my GIRL and i take care of all of my responsibilities but everytime i save the money to buy something for the car is a problem. Even when i ask her and tell her what i am going to do in advance and at first she is ok with it then out of no where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY YOU GOT THAT s*** IT DOESNT LOOK GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHY DOES THE CAR GET ALL THAT ATTENTION AND I DONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

b**** COUSE ALL THAT CARS DOES IS GIVE ME PLEASURE AND ALL YOU DO IS F***ING COMPLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

I SWEAR SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS SINGLE BUT IT IS NOT ALWAYS BAD AT TIMES SHE CAN BE THE RIDE OR DIE CHICK THAT I NEED AN SHE GAVE ME MY GREATEST LOVE IN LIFE WHICH IS MY BABY GIRL "Elena"


Do any of you guys have this same problem or is it just me being too into my car?

Dear Billy,

This is your "wife" writing. Please note I am using this term loosely, because at the end of this letter, this will no longer be the case.

First of all, why are you putting our business on the internet? I have asked you and told you repeatedly that what happens to us is BETWEEN us. Clearly, your little plan to gain support backfired. Most of the people who commented on this thread AGREED WITH ME. The funny thing, is that they haven't even heard my side of the story.

So, since you insist on insulting me, I must insist on defending myself. Let's get a few things clear. When you are good, you are the greatest man I know. But ever since our child has been born, you have been nothing but a selfish idiot.

You are not the father of the year, so stop giving people the impression that you take care of her because I do all the work. She is 8 months old and I have been taking care of her ever since she was born. True, there was a month that you helped out because I called you a deadbeat dad, and you did take care of her after she was born because I had a C Section, but beyond that, the only time you take care of her is when you absolutely have to. Otherwise, you would rather pay for a sitter to do the job so you can spend your day online or working on your stupid car.

Which, incidentally, is under my name. Don't forget that.

Furthermore, the problem we have is not about the car. It is about your order of importance. Every time you have to take the car in for maintenance, I don't object. When you need to buy things that the car NEEDS, I don't object. But when you want to waste your money on frivolous items when you know we need to spend money on other things, LIKE YOUR CITIZENSHIP SO YOU CAN GET A DAMN JOB! then I have a problem. I think your peers would agree with me.

I love you more than any person I have ever loved in my life, but you are impossible to live with. I am working over 50 hours a week, I am taking 18 credits in school, and I am raising our daughter when I am not doing one or the other. All you do is work as a bouncer 3 nights a week. Dude, get real.

Why is it wrong that I want you to spend time with me, with us? When did I become a b**** because I want you in our life? Being in a relationship means sacrifice. Contrary to what you wrote, the "$13K worth of sh*t" that is in my closet was acquired BEFORE YOU CAME INTO THE PICTURE. I got that on my own. There is a reason why I don't have any new designer handbags, I have something much more valuable to me: MY DAUGHTER!!!

And, FYI, you are obligated to tell me what you are doing with your time and your money. I have a right to know where you are in case of emergency. Your "movements" as you call them are not what matters. What matters is that I know that you are safe and plan on coming home, because believe it or not I care about what happens to you. At least, I did.

In the end, I am sorry it came to this. I am sorry you felt that you had to talk to complete strangers about our problems instead of me. I am also sorry that this isn't going to work anymore, because I really do love you.

Perhaps next time you shouldn't leave your AcuraZine account logged on for me to view it. I have already opened up my own AcuraZine account, so if you delete this post, I will simply repost it under my own.

Hopefully with the next girl, you will have learned your lesson because I am tired of trying to raising you into being a man.

"And I'm on to the next one...."

Good Luck,
Rachel

P.S. Thank you to all that offered support. These last few months have been very challenging to me and it very endearing to see that I have the support of strangers. For those of you that have met us, I apologize that you had to see this. This kind of behavior is not appropriate. We are not legally married, and he has been given the option many times to leave if he is so unhappy.

I look forward to seeing the replys on this!!! FYI, if you do catch me on AcuraZine in the future (as I prefer to spend my free time with my daughter and not the internet), you will find me under MDX. Have to upgrade to a bigger car for the baby and dogs!

And don't worry about me. I will be fine. It isn't the first time the man I relied on showed me that he was unreliable.

[SHIFT_COUPE]

hahaha owned!

[dre1507]

is that a "ZiNG" moment?

[Dire91]

That's just sad. I'm starting to think this guy was write. Just because he was ranting on a forum because he happened to be annoyed at his gf at the time she is leaving him. A little overdramatic I think.

[AppleBonker]

That's just sad. I'm starting to think this guy was write. Just because he was ranting on a forum because he happened to be annoyed at his gf at the time she is leaving him. A little overdramatic I think.

Nah, she makes her case in her post. There's clearly been tension bubbling up. It just seems that was the proverbial straw...

[dre1507]

A little overdramatic? maybe so? but still, you are allowed to rant on the internet about your sig. other, but you never insult them. that's the equivalent to throwing whatever sort of respect you have/had for them out the window. i don't think it's enough to cause a break-up. They just really need to sit down and talk things over and he really needs to man up and take care of his daughter if he really isn't.

[Ar878]

A little overdramatic? maybe so? but still, you are allowed to rant on the internet about your sig. other, but you never insult them. that's the equivalent to throwing whatever sort of respect you have/had for them out the window. i don't think it's enough to cause a break-up. They just really need to sit down and talk things over and he really needs to man up and take care of his daughter if he really isn't.

Nah, she makes her case in her post. There's clearly been tension bubbling up. It just seems that was the proverbial straw...

[Jesda]

She immediately got on Craigslist and acquired a video camera and five black guys.

[frapjap]

Yeeeeouch! Oh well, he kinda had that coming...

[dre1507]

A little overdramatic? maybe so? but still, you are allowed to rant on the internet about your sig. other, but you never insult them. that's the equivalent to throwing whatever sort of respect you have/had for them out the window. i don't think it's enough to cause a break-up. They just really need to sit down and talk things over and he really needs to man up and take care of his daughter if he really isn't.

Nah, she makes her case in her post. There's clearly been tension bubbling up. It just seems that was the proverbial straw...

yea she makes a good point; Looking at it from a real perspective though, yes he turned to the internet before he went to her to talk and he's straight up wrong for that. However, letting your daughter suffer the loss of a parent cause of some immature actions doesn't justify anything. it's pretty clear they've never sat down and had a heart-to-heart (don't make fun of i just said). I mean people tend to write stupid stuff when they're mad and at a keyboard. Sometimes the "proverbial straw" is just a plain stupid reason. They need to sit down, let it all out, and if they can still endure looking at each other after that, then there's no point in breaking up. Not that two-parent households raise better children than single-parent ones, but it sure doesn't hurt to have two level-headed people, living under the same roof, engaged in a non-stressing realtionship with each other, in charge of the up-bringing of a child. Too many children in this world losing parents over idiocy.

P.S. NICO won't let me embed(i guess that's what it's called). Im not necessarily replying to applebonker but to Ar878.

[AppleBonker]

Some of the other posts in that thread make the dude look like a total tool though. I wouldn't be surprised if they have had that discussion. Seems like "billy" is a bit too slow to correct his mistakes.

[dre1507]

well if he was still going on like an idiot after that reply, then he's really hopeless.

[gwoods]

I better go edit my post on Saabstory.net

I love my little Jesda and all but when I saw that picture of another pale white boi in the backseat of his 900 convert I lost it and posted pictures of him nude dancing with the banana plant from the front seat that he 'claimed' was for his moms!

[sentrastace]

owned. hahahahahaha.

[AppleBonker]

well if he was still going on like an idiot after that reply, then he's really hopeless.

He put stickers on his TL that read "2 low 4 fat hoes". Dude has winner written all over him...

[dre1507]

yup....idiot.

[wingFeather]

I say good riddance. If she can't take a little post like that without blowing up & ending a marriage... then it wasn't meant to be. Let her go on to ruin the next sucker's life & begin rebuilding yours!

[MellowZ32]

he is a bouncer for god's sake!
the car is on her name!!!

Dude has winner written all over him...

[AppleBonker]

Even nala hasn't done anything that epic. If we give nala until he's 25 like this guy, maybe?

[MellowZ32]

I doubt Nala will have a girlfriend at 25.

[TOMMY VERCETTI]

[AppleBonker]

I doubt Nala will have a girlfriend at 25.

Let alone a wife. This thought slipped my mind completely.

Well, I guess it's good that nala can't fail this hard?

[adrianfromthecastle]

hahahaha I've been in that OP's shoes a few years back. Some of you OG members might remember. I basically just ranted about my gf on here... and she found out, created a username, then straight out put me on the SPOT!

Luckily, mods at that time moved it to a secret place only mods know about. so even if you try searching it, you won't find it, hehe

but trust me... I learned my lesson

[hatedinthemind]

thats awesome lol

[AppleBonker]

hahahaha I've been in that OP's shoes a few years back. I learned my lesson

I'm glad you did. After reading through that, the OP there certainly hasn't.

[Otto.]

This guy pretty much deserved it.

He neglected his family.

I find it ironic that he has a "TOO LOW 4 FAT HOES" sticker on his car, yet he is a large man himself.

[AppleBonker]

he has a "TOO LOW 4 FAT HOES" sticker on his car

And who puts that on their car? Your ish will get vandalized that way.

[skydragoness]

I've never ranted about a sig other on a forum, to friends on AIM, yes. Even still, not too much detail given. Bad idea.

Siding with the ex-wife/ex-girlfriend on this one (didn't sound like they were married? otherwise he'd have his citzenship). She seems well-educated and just made the awful mistake of picking a loser to father her child (or doesn't believe in using birth control, lol). The dude's a tool, everyone knows once you have a child.. your priorities should change. He didn't even mention they have a child together until the very last sentence. He should not be so selfish.

EDIT: I have to question 50hrs a week of work and 18 credits of classes. That seems nearly impossible to manage, plus a child. Poor baby must be in day-care every single day/all day.

To the whiny dude on AcuraZine.. "That's Your Bad"

[RCA]

This will definitely be on the 2010 epic threads of the year list...

It is internet famous, it's on Reddit and Digg.

[AppleBonker]

This will definitely be on the 2010 epic threads of the year list...

It is internet famous, it's on Reddit and Digg.

And gawker and facebook. Yeah, it's definitely an epic thread. Members at AcuraZine were posting viewer numbers. It was like 10 members viewing, 1000+ guests. In the last two days the thread has grown like 30 pages.